Posted on 10/26/2018 9:43:55 AM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner
MEXICO—A migrant caravan full of leftists desiring to enter the socialist paradise of Venezuela departed the United States Thursday and began marching toward through Mexico, stating they will demand asylum so they might experience the far better life that socialism offers.
The migrants claim they are leaving America because of its high standards of living, strong economy, and record unemployment, and hope to find a better life in Venezuela's much more equitable system.
"Everyone there has the same quantity of possessions and food," said one marcher. "Everyone makes millions of dollars, and very few people work. It's a real paradise." The refugees have complex motivations, but the vast majority simply want to see everything socialism has to offer after suffering the amazing benefits of capitalism for too long.
Caravan organizers dispelled rumors that they were funded by Bernie Sanders, claiming the caravan was an organic grassroots movement.
At its current pace, the caravan is expected to arrive just in time for Venezuela to run out of food entirely.
This may be satire, but I'll bet there are plenty of millennials who buy into that way of thinking.
This has to be one of their best.
Venezuela’s socialist paradise has solved the problem of inequality and is now working on tackling the obesity epidemic. The glories of socialism are never ending!
...whereupon the members of the caravan will be slaughtered and eaten, giving their all for a socialist future.
To a crazy socialist this is not satire, it is reality.
One group is already north of Mexico City. About 500 miles from McAllen, TX. A marathon runner couldn’t run as fast as they’re “walking” and carrying kids.
FOX admitted today they’re being driven for free by the good caring citizens of Mexico. Trump needs to end all aid to Mexico and every country south of us. Heck, just end all aid to the world.
Thank you for posting this! It’s hilarious!!!
It is satire but the very scary point is that true believer leftists think the USA will be a socialist paradise and utopia and is the country where socialism can flourish. A large percentage of illegals and Americans just want to game the system because it is so easy.
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