How about the five star general and his man purse?
Hey now! That’s a TACTICAL purse!
They got their little radios too. Not sure but they look like little B-fongs. I hope they use those a lot without a license. It would be a shame to have some cracker ham directionally track them down and report it to the FCC. Some hams are picky that way.
Needs the purse to hold the BP nuculear codes.