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Retarded Grandparents [FloriDUH elections explained
Blogspot ^ | 2009 | Kate

Posted on 11/10/2018 8:20:10 PM PST by lightman

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: "We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida .. "Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. "They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but all they do is jump up and down in it with hats on.

"At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. "Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. and, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.

"My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren."


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: brb; broward; election; florida; retirement; rword
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Two Floridians in retardment headed toward the polls


1 posted on 11/10/2018 8:20:10 PM PST by lightman
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2 posted on 11/10/2018 8:26:41 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: lightman

Um...I know people like that.


3 posted on 11/10/2018 8:30:03 PM PST by azishot
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When I get retarded, I want a big manual transmission Turbo-Diesel truck I can use to burn rubber going to the Chick-fil-A....


4 posted on 11/10/2018 8:32:32 PM PST by Paladin2
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I got retarded involuntarily a year ago.

I cut up trees with a noisy blue exhaust belching chain saw.

I put those cut up chunks—after a couple years—into a smoke belching woodstove run so hot that it only yields 30 gallons of ash per season. (What “carbon footprint?”)

I cut up legally harvested deer and stuff the chunks into an electic powered grinder.

Retardment is great—try it!


5 posted on 11/10/2018 8:41:45 PM PST by lightman (Obama's legacy in 13 letters: BLM, ISIS, & ANTIFA. New axis of evil.)
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To: lightman

I’m gonna vote democrat because republicans want to take away my social security and medicare!


6 posted on 11/10/2018 8:41:57 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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+sodpoodle


7 posted on 11/10/2018 8:42:08 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: smokingfrog

Oh man.

I have some relatives who always fall for that tired old fairy tale.


8 posted on 11/10/2018 8:43:44 PM PST by Califreak (Take Me Back To Constantinople)
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To: lightman

9 posted on 11/10/2018 8:52:54 PM PST by matt1234 (Jan. 20, 2017: the national nightmare ended.)
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To: lightman

The retarded seniors live in South Florida and many are Liberals from New York state.


10 posted on 11/10/2018 8:56:12 PM PST by Retired Chemist
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To: lightman

That seems to be happening in AZ too.


11 posted on 11/10/2018 9:11:52 PM PST by rfp1234 (I have already previewed this composition.)
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To: azishot

Children are highly overrated.


12 posted on 11/10/2018 10:33:00 PM PST by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: Retired Chemist

I live part time in Florida..Broward..95% are whiney Northern liberals. Disgusting people!


13 posted on 11/11/2018 1:52:51 AM PST by rrrod (just an old guy with a gun in his pocket)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Thanks for the ping - that is hilarious;)


14 posted on 11/11/2018 3:07:07 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I retarded 4 years ago - I highly recommend it...being retarded doesn’t make one an idiot if one wasn’t already one while working....


15 posted on 11/11/2018 3:31:39 AM PST by trebb (Those who don't donate anything tend to be empty gasbags...no-value-added types)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom; sodpoodle

“+sodpoodle”

Truly, a righteous ping.


16 posted on 11/11/2018 5:43:14 AM PST by moovova
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To: rrrod

I grew up in Broward. I left for college and the only way I would move back there would be for a job that paid so much I could retire in 3 years.

The only thing I miss is the ocean. But the people are just plain terrible.


17 posted on 11/11/2018 6:16:21 AM PST by laxcoach (Government is greedy. Taxpayers who want their own money are not greedy.)
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To: laxcoach

I spend about 5 months a year in Colombia S.A.....go there to get my sanity back lol


18 posted on 11/11/2018 6:53:38 AM PST by rrrod (just an old guy with a gun in his pocket)
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To: laxcoach

I spend about 5 months a year in Colombia S.A.....go there to get my sanity back lol


19 posted on 11/11/2018 7:00:31 AM PST by rrrod (just an old guy with a gun in his pocket)
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To: rrrod

Yes, but your short term memory is gone.


20 posted on 11/11/2018 8:04:35 AM PST by JohnnyP (Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
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