Posted on 11/10/2018 8:20:10 PM PST by lightman
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: "We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida .. "Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. "They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but all they do is jump up and down in it with hats on.
"At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. "Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. and, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.
"My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren."
Um...I know people like that.
When I get retarded, I want a big manual transmission Turbo-Diesel truck I can use to burn rubber going to the Chick-fil-A....
I got retarded involuntarily a year ago.
I cut up trees with a noisy blue exhaust belching chain saw.
I put those cut up chunks—after a couple years—into a smoke belching woodstove run so hot that it only yields 30 gallons of ash per season. (What “carbon footprint?”)
I cut up legally harvested deer and stuff the chunks into an electic powered grinder.
Retardment is great—try it!
I’m gonna vote democrat because republicans want to take away my social security and medicare!
+sodpoodle
Oh man.
I have some relatives who always fall for that tired old fairy tale.
The retarded seniors live in South Florida and many are Liberals from New York state.
That seems to be happening in AZ too.
Children are highly overrated.
I live part time in Florida..Broward..95% are whiney Northern liberals. Disgusting people!
Thanks for the ping - that is hilarious;)
I retarded 4 years ago - I highly recommend it...being retarded doesn’t make one an idiot if one wasn’t already one while working....
“+sodpoodle”
Truly, a righteous ping.
I grew up in Broward. I left for college and the only way I would move back there would be for a job that paid so much I could retire in 3 years.
The only thing I miss is the ocean. But the people are just plain terrible.
I spend about 5 months a year in Colombia S.A.....go there to get my sanity back lol
I spend about 5 months a year in Colombia S.A.....go there to get my sanity back lol
Yes, but your short term memory is gone.
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