Broward County Brings In Expert Consultant To Speed Up Ballot Count

The Babylon Bee ^ | November 13, 2018

[Ciaphas Cain]

FLORIDA—Broward County, which has had trouble meeting its legal deadlines in the counting of ballots, has now brought in a consultant to speed up the recount: counting expert Count von Count.

The Count wasted no time and immediately began counting as soon as he saw the ballots. He picked up one and said, “One vote for governor, eh eh eh.”

After that, he picked up a second ballot and said, “Two votes for governor, eh eh eh.”

Next, he picked up a third ballot and said, “Three votes for governor, eh eh eh.”

“Wow!” exclaimed Broward County official Stanley Collier. “He’s way faster than us!”

[simpson96]

LOL

[LukeL]

I literally just read this 10 seconds ago on their site.

[DocRock]

Classic

[Joann37]

“Count von Count”. Love it!

[RightGeek]

[simpson96]

Hahahahaha...

[bitt]

p

[dp0622]

Again, when did the Heat Miser become black?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#6. She has got to be Beetlejuice’s mother. Might get a movie of her own entitled “The Night the Votes Went MISSING in Florida”.

I’d prefer that she was singing “Jailhouse Rock” and “Folsom Prison Blues”, two good ole southern songs.

[CharlesMartelsGhost]

And as bullpen back-up./s

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[Slyfox]