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Masked Intoxicated Bandits Taken into Custody by Milton Police
WOWK 13 NEWS ^
| November 15, 2018
| Adrienne Robbins
Posted on 11/15/2018 3:03:03 PM PST by Morgana
MILTON, WV (WOWK) - The Milton Police Department had a little fun with one of their arrests this week. A masked bandit was taken into custody by Ptl. Scarberry and Sgt. Collins. The bandits were intoxicated on crabapples and yes were both raccoons.
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bandits; milton; postedseveraltimes; westvirginia
Wonder what the brethalizer said
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posted on
11/15/2018 3:03:03 PM PST
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Morgana
To: Morgana
The readout came back “ drunker than a skunk”.
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posted on
11/15/2018 3:31:20 PM PST
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Redcitizen
(I don't always lurk, but when I do, Freerepublic.)
To: Redcitizen
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posted on
11/15/2018 7:18:54 PM PST
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Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Morgana
A masked bandit was... The bandits were... More quality media reporting right there.
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11/15/2018 8:43:59 PM PST
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Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
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