Posted on 11/18/2018 7:37:33 PM PST by Rebelbase
What's the one thing you always wish you had around the festive period? You've already got a case of the finest ales, had a drone last year that you became really bored with, really quick and an unlimited supply of pigs in blankets are a given.
So, there's only one thing left and that's to light up your beard with Christmas lights, right?!
If you've been blessed with a good chin of facial hair (unlike myself, thankfully) this is surely going to be top of the list.
Firebox is selling beard fairy lights that flash (added bonus) meaning they're definitely better than any Christmas jumper and for just £10.99 ($14) they're probably f***ing cheaper lets face it.
The lights are battery powered and the pack is small enough to hide and clip onto your facial hair - now I've seen many men with pretty decent beards but there is no way a battery pack would be hidden in there. That's stuff for the bearded Gods.
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Some beard decoration ideas...
https://board.dailyflix.one/topic/171940-6-ingenious-ways-to-decorate-your-beard-this-christmas/
Like mine like it is.
Fairy lights.
Uh-huh. That’s what they are.
I have a friend who broke his neck. He had Christmas lights on the halo they drilled into his skull.
That made more sense than this
Decorations for Michelle the Beard?
And faggots, millennials, and communists.
I can imagine that.
Finally a man bun for bards.
Who in the hell wears either?
Not that I would ever do it, but when I see Xmas lights on a beard, my impulse is to grab the wire and pull them out.
“Oh, look what you had stuck in your beard! You’re welcome.”
Yeah it’s not the most masculine look, is it? :)
I guess as a gag to wear it for the kiddies to get a laugh and then quickly take it off, it’s not the end of the world.
But anything other than going for a laugh with the under 13 crowd, and you need help.
nully wants, and nully is no hipster nor millennial...
(Perhaps the fact that nully was making LEDs in the mid seventies has something to do with it?)
Perhaps.
Came across an article on man buns. The author's point was that unless you were a certain Japanese actor, eschew them.
I’m waiting to hear some one make their own and then a resulting beard fire. Hope they catch it on video.
A New product recreates the
Songs of the Holidays!
Excellent addition to
Beard Lites!
The Batteries go in your
Belly Button and the speakers...
I prefer mustache wax
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
Is there a female version? :>)
If you wear it KNOWING it’s absurd and just don’t playing the fool to make others chuckle, that’s your personal business.
If you’re wearing it in ANY serious sort of way, then you need the knockout game played on you
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