Posted on 11/24/2018 1:33:25 PM PST by Fai Mao
Users of Reddit, a rowdy international website, were shocked yesterday when someone posted a list of Hong Kong football teams with names such as White Youth and French Kiss.
Before anyone complains, White Youth isn't racist and has Asian members.
But still, Hongkongers probably wouldn't want to wear White Youth T-shirts when visiting Western countries, where almost everyone seems to have a desperate need to feel mortally offended all the time.
At least our club names are not as awkward as Deportivo Moron of Argentina. The team comes from the district that houses the memorably named Moron University, an actual real university. I'd study at Moron University just for the certificate.
“Graduates” - hell, the halls of Congress are filled Magna Cum Laude laureates from there...
I once saw a designer sweater in Taipei that said “nigger in a woodpile.”
And it had a little black anime character on it.
Kept my eye open for more, but I guess that brand didn’t survive.
Got a sweat shirt from Dumbassistan U.
My mother once said that when she was a girl in Brooklyn, N.Y., they had a brand of stove polish called “N—ger Head.”
It even had a picture of a black guy’s head on the can!
Imagine how that would go over today.
Also, speaking of Hong Kong, there was once a brand of toothpaste there called “Darkie.”
In recent years, they changed the name to “Darlie.”
Darkie is now called Darlie. You can still buy it
“Hi Tom! How’s that son of yours doing?”
“He’s studying at Moron University.”
“Oh.....he’s on scholarship?”
You can still get pancakes at Tar Baby’s in Myrtle Beach, S.C.
There’s Uncle Tom’s Market in Brunswick, ME. Of course because Harriet Beecher Stowe lived in Brunswick.
I was stationed at Pease AFB in Portsmouth in the 80s. Nice area.
“He’s studying at Moron University.”
“Oh.....he’s on scholarship?”
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What would be sad would having to drop out of Moron University due to failing grades.
Occasio-Cortez is a recent graduate.
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