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Posted on 11/27/2018 11:12:06 AM PST by Politically Correct
WASHINGTON, D.C.Melania Trump is causing controversy yet again, this time for decorating the White House with the skulls of her decapitated enemies.
While past first ladies have decorated the White House with traditional Christmas wreaths, trees, holly, and lights, Trump opted to mount the heads of her slain foes throughout the executive residence "as a warning."
"Did she go too far?" one pundit on CNN pondered. "I gotta say, these heads don't exactly say 'peace' and 'love' like a good, old-fashioned wreath would, you know?"
Speaking to reporters, the First Lady commented, "The skulls bring out the festive joy of the holiday season in our decor. We're reminded to treasure what we have when we see the skulls of our conquered foes every time we walk through these sacred halls."
"It's all to point us to the reason for the season," she added.
When asked what the "reason for the season" is, she stated, "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
What is best in life?
So, I was looking for names.....
Didn’t the Wookiee use Commie Balls ?
Hither came Melania the Slovenian, raven-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under her sandaled feet.
“While past first ladies have decorated the White House with traditional Christmas wreaths, trees, holly, and lights, Trump opted to mount the heads of her slain foes throughout the executive residence “as a warning.”
Fake news? I’ll bet she didn’t put a Mao Zedong ornament on it like Michelle did.
They say that like it's a bad thing!
When satire truly becomes wishful humor.
I’d take that over Christmas ornaments with Mao Zedong on ‘em.
Sarcasm? Maybe from Melania.
However, I can see President Trump wholeheartedly supporting this.
Melania has an artistic sense! ;)
Yeah, but that’s because she was trying to keep hers hidden.
Her enemies will only descend into anonymous infamy.
Wish it weren’t satire.
Ha! That’s one of their best columns.
Slovenia used to be part of Austria-Hungary.
One story is that their shape was meant to resemble the Turkish crescent moon, to celebrate one of the victories of the Hungarian army over the Turkish army.
Wasn’t there once a Jackie somebody?
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