[alloysteel]

I, too, am greatly saddened by this news....

But I could never scrape together the necessary cash to properly invest in this glowing opportunity, only to lose my only chance at scoring riches beyond avarice. Now I shall have to go back to Publishers Clearing House, and try my luck there, along with the Florida Lottery.

[Laslo Fripp]

I’m so wrought that I think I will join the Columbia Record Club, again.

Brother, can you spare a penny?