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Media Astonished To Learn Christian School Teaches Christian Beliefs (Satirish)
Babylon Bee ^ | 1/17/2019

Posted on 01/17/2019 3:44:49 PM PST by Gamecock

U.S.—News media outlets around the country were reportedly astonished to discover a Christian school at which second lady Karen Pence is teaching holds their students and staff to Christian beliefs.

Expert journalists went to great lengths to uncover this story, unveiling the shocking revelation that a Christian woman teaches at a Christian school that affirms Christian doctrine on human sexuality that has been unchanged for 2,000 years.

"It is the current year, and Christian schools still have the nerve to teach Christian things," said a CNN commentator. "I will now glare at the camera in silence for the remainder of the program so you know just how upset I am by this." He only lasted 3 minutes, however, before going on a tirade about something Trump said on Twitter.

"We don't hate Christians," said a writer for one left-leaning blog. "We just hate Christians who believe Christian things."


TOPICS: Education; Humor
KEYWORDS: christianschools

1 posted on 01/17/2019 3:44:49 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

Who’d a thunk it?


2 posted on 01/17/2019 3:45:56 PM PST by EdnaMode
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To: Gamecock

3 posted on 01/17/2019 3:46:24 PM PST by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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Good!


4 posted on 01/17/2019 3:47:14 PM PST by sport
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bkmk


5 posted on 01/17/2019 3:52:17 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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God bless her and the Christian parents who support the faith of their children with Christian teaching.


6 posted on 01/17/2019 3:57:37 PM PST by txrefugee
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To: Alex Murphy; bkaycee; blue-duncan; boatbums; caww; CynicalBear; daniel1212; Dutchboy88; ealgeone; ..

Ping


7 posted on 01/17/2019 3:59:01 PM PST by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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Christians who DON’T believe Christian things wouldn’t really be Christians, would they? How can so many people be so ignorant about Christianity? I guess if some believe that ignorance is bliss, then we can’t tell them not to, but can suggest that they don’t for their sake.


8 posted on 01/17/2019 4:04:03 PM PST by oldtech
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"We don't hate Christians," said a writer for one left-leaning blog. "We just hate Christians who believe Christian things."

I'm so relieved to hear it.

9 posted on 01/17/2019 4:25:08 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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“We don’t hate Christians... we just hate Christians” who believe in Christ, moral boundaries, sanctity of life, liberty, and a representative form of government!

To further clarify - “We don’t hate Christians... we just hate Christians who” don’t believe in atheistic humanism, evolution, no moral boundaries, and societal subjugation and slavery to a totalitarian global socialist government. That’s all. What so wrong with that? /s


10 posted on 01/17/2019 5:31:17 PM PST by patriotfury ((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!))
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