Posted on 02/04/2019 2:40:10 PM PST by Red Badger
The BRAVE souls over at CBS decided to venture over to the scary part of America where people eat grits instead of avocado toast.
The cannot BELIEVE what they discovered.
Tomorrow
Did you know Waffle House has its own language? For instance “smothered” means with onions, and “covered” means topped with cheese
Luke Burbank checks out the house that rules grits, hash browns and, of course, waffles https://t.co/5hI1tw3eV9 pic.twitter.com/SZjY7LN1FO
— CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 (@CBSSunday) February 2, 2019
WOWOWOWOW. SHOCKING. THIS IS HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES. SO INTERESTING. SO RAW! SO
…So pretentious. I mean, is this news to anyone?
This sounds like an alien from outer space visited the @WaffleHouse . Bless your hearts.
— Katie Anderson 🌼 🐥 (@yellowdaisychik) February 3, 2019
YES. THIS.
@CBSSunday Actually taking a trip into America. Hope they’ll be ok.
— BurghFeeder (@BurghFeeder) February 3, 2019
I did, as a matter of fact. Because I haven’t spent every moment of my life between Boston and NYC.
— Just Some Guy (@jeremylatzke) February 3, 2019
How does he HANDLE it?! So UNCOUTH.
In another shocking revelation, Luke Burbank discovered the tea at Waffle House is both “iced” and “sweet”. #UndiscoveredCountry https://t.co/yMDa9uallJ
— John Michael Weatherly (@TheJMWeatherly) February 3, 2019
What makes this even worse is that *most* places that serve hashbrowns use smothered and covered. This is a person who has never been to IHOP, Denny’s or diners in general.
— marilyn maupin (@marilynmaupin) February 3, 2019
Well, that’s because diners are for GROSS POORS. (Sarc. I LOVE diners.)
Good reporting. You discovered something outside of New York.
— Jimmymitro (@jimmymitro) February 3, 2019
Really venturing out into the wild, huh?
LOL - One of Moe's best lines !
Hahahahaha.
Reminds me of the two idiots in Chicago who ventured all the way out to Oak Park a little while back.
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Diner lingo:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
Adam and Eve on a raft – two poached eggs atop toast
Wreck ‘em - Scrambled...................
The BRAVE souls over at CBS decided to venture over to the scary part of America where people eat grits instead of avocado toast.
I’ve been known to put avocado in my grits. Delicious!
Too expensive.....................
Was the reportee wearing its pussy hat?
Heaven help them if they come all the way to Anchorage.
We eat sausage...made from reindeer!!!!! Oh, the humanity.
SeeBS - who watch that drek anymore?
Imagine if they’d went to a good BBQ place.
DANG!
Our first trip to Georgia had us staying in a hotel next to a Waffle House. We went there for breakfast every morning. I would get tired just watching that cook work, and he was taking every order verbally and just remembering what to cook. Never saw him mess up an order. It was a treat to watch.
Rush it – Russian dressing
Do I have to say it? Impeach now!
But then they would have to smell all the Trump voters.
And CBS is short for CommieBS.
Russian dressing...........isn’t ‘Russian’.....it was ‘invented’ in the US!..................
Portrait of the South, Served Up One Waffle House Order at a Time
New York Times ^ | 04/25/20108 | By Alan Blinder
Posted on 4/26/2018 3:23:39 PM by Responsibility2nd
I really started to love them when I sent my daughter to UA, to learn manners. A little old black lady, who cooked at a truck stop I liked to eat at gave me her recipe, half milk, half water. Loved them ever since.
There are diners in New York City that serve all the dishes that Waffle House serves, including grits.
Never liked grits or polenta or cream of wheat or oatmeal
Something about the consistency of them that is not appetizing to me.
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