Posted on 02/12/2019 12:21:24 PM PST by simpson96
Florida is a wild state with a wide variety of people from all backgrounds. You have the millionaires, the working middle class, the snowbirds, and of course, plenty of troublemakers keeping the local law enforcement on their toes. Since the beginning of 2019, Florida police have already made hundreds of arrests in each county.
Once you commit a crime or accused thereof, your name, face, and charges become public record, and after Charles McDowell's wide neck mugshot became his claim to fame, this could or could not be a good thing. Usually, it's the latter and you end up like Barry Larry Terry instead.
Nonetheless, Florida residents do not disappoint with their expressional mugshots. Here's some of the best from the past few weeks:
I literally said "God bless you" at this photo:
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"I can do this in my sleep.":
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Post Malone is looking good these days:
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I’ve asked you and asked you, very politely, to please not post photos from my family reunion on Free Republic.
LOL
And those were the finalists in our “Best Looking Cousin Contest”.
Makes you wonder how many of these mutants voted in 2018, or worked the polls in Broward or Palm Beach county.
Well, the dude in #3 looks like he’s enjoying himself at least.
Through the computer I can smell stale pot and body odor.
No wonder New Yorker City types want to move there, be like old times.
These could be pictures of Walmartians.
Trump Derangement Syndrome has taken quite a toll on some of our finest “democrats”.
A couple of those mug shots are good candidates for placement on the soon-to-be-issued “Florida Man” $5 bill.
“I’ve asked you and asked you, very politely, to please not post photos from my family reunion on Free Republic.”
OMG! We’re related!
Democrat voters, every last one. They might need a little help from vote harvesters, however.
There's a place for old-timers on the doorstep of death,
And sad, toothless f_ck-ups strung out on crystal meth.
It's the Romper Room for reprobates.
It's the dangling wang of The United States.
There's boozers and losers and substance abusers,
They're making the news down in Florida.
Floridiots in the news.
Grease trap theory in operation ……..
He's bound to appear in some upcoming "Florida Man" memes.
He’s a rastamethian.
He’s a rastamethian.
“I’ve asked you and asked you, very politely, to please not post photos from my family reunion”.
I’ve asked you and asked you, very politely, to please not post photos from my wife’s family.
Well, Crazy, there’s one way to know for sure.
We all have a birthmark that looks like a platypus on our right cheek.
And not the cheek by your nose.
If you have one, then you are a family member and heir to the Royal House Of Sheetzy.
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