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Exclusive! Buddy Hackett Estate Sues Jerry Nadler Over Bastard Son Claims! (Satire)
VERY ERSATZ NEWS ^ | March 10, 2019 | Editorial Board

Posted on 03/10/2019 4:32:33 PM PDT by rexthecat

Disgraced Congressman and Carvel Ice-Cream Cake mogul Jerry Nadler is being sued in the Civil Court of the City of New York for $25,000,000.00 by the family of deceased funny man Buddy Hackett, after Mr Nadler repeatably violated a cease and desist order preventing him from claiming — as he did recently on the Today Show — that he is the late comedian’s love child, and was conceived during an alleged drunken tryst in the lobby of the Sir Francis Drake hotel in San Fransisco in 1962 while Mr Hackett and then housewife Phyllis Diller were celebrating the opening of The Music Man, in which Mr Hackett had a supporting role.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: jerrynadler
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1 posted on 03/10/2019 4:32:33 PM PDT by rexthecat
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To: rexthecat

Buddy was hilarious.

He still has us laughing.


2 posted on 03/10/2019 4:35:29 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: rexthecat

Nadler got that fat in only 55 years?


3 posted on 03/10/2019 4:35:50 PM PDT by o-n-money (n)
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To: o-n-money
I think he got that fat twice in his life. He had bariatric surgery some years back. Evidently it didn't take.
4 posted on 03/10/2019 4:39:42 PM PDT by Blurb2350
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To: rexthecat

Thank you—I needed that!


5 posted on 03/10/2019 4:40:12 PM PDT by Silentgypsy ( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
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To: Blurb2350

They should’ve removed his fat HEAD!


6 posted on 03/10/2019 4:42:41 PM PDT by beelzepug (OCD and proud of it!)
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To: rexthecat

Jerry never has, nor will he ever take advice, though I don't know if he drinks.

7 posted on 03/10/2019 4:47:19 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: o-n-money

not many people know this,but Nadler is actually a twin.His brother was born first,10 minutes later she passed gas and there was Jerry.


8 posted on 03/10/2019 4:51:37 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: Farmer Dean

Still a gasbag after all these years.....BOL.


9 posted on 03/10/2019 4:58:45 PM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: Farmer Dean

I taught with his brother Richie for 20 years in a Queens JHS.Real nice guy, good teacher, a libertarian and atheist. He and Gerry had many disagreements politically in the last fifteen years. For a while they barely spoke. An interesting story Rich once told me was that Gerry never had any desire to do anything but seek elective office. His mother forced him to attend night school at Fordham Law so he would have some skill to fall back on when his political career crashed. Rich died last year from complications of type 2 diabetes.


10 posted on 03/10/2019 5:18:02 PM PDT by xkaydet65
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To: rexthecat

I always call him either Nadless or Wadler.


11 posted on 03/10/2019 5:32:43 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: bigbob

I call him Phat Ph*cking Sc*mbag JINO whore for jihad and communism.


12 posted on 03/10/2019 11:48:42 PM PDT by BTerclinger (MAGA)
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To: o-n-money

I know that Nadler is a commie bastard but I didn’t know that Buddy diddled Diller and this spawn of the devil resulted.

Sounds like a version of “It’s Alive”, “Rosemary’s Baby”, and “Swamp Thing” all rolled into one.


13 posted on 03/11/2019 1:14:29 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (with)
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To: bigbob

I believe Rush calls him Jerry the Hutt.


14 posted on 03/11/2019 8:39:38 AM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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To: mylife

There was a pretty prominent CEO here in town who bore a striking resemblance to Buddy Hackett. To the point that if you met him you would not be able to restrain yourself from commenting on it.

I know a woman who was his executive assistant. She said that whenever anyone had a meeting scheduled with him she first had to pull them aside and tell them “now, whatever you do, do NOT mention Buddy Hackett!”

He was not a fan, and apparently really disliked the fact that he looked so much like him.


15 posted on 03/11/2019 8:48:38 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

I’m glad I don’t look like the Hack too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZP7LaiMEGQ


16 posted on 03/11/2019 5:21:16 PM PDT by mylife (NOUS)
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