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Golf is a Funny Game
email from a friend | 3/19/2019 | unknown

Posted on 03/19/2019 8:05:32 AM PDT by sodpoodle

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"

She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."

"No, I won't."

"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."

With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"


TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor; Sports
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This is why the PGA has rules;)
1 posted on 03/19/2019 8:05:32 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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Golf - a good walk ruined by chasing a little white ball.


2 posted on 03/19/2019 8:08:00 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: sodpoodle

Golf - a good walk ruined by chasing a little white ball.


3 posted on 03/19/2019 8:08:00 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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Golf is a game that you pay ridiculous prices to hit a ball as little as possible.


4 posted on 03/19/2019 8:10:38 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Trump is the best project/program/portfolio manager in the world!!!!)
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To: sodpoodle

At least somebody found some amusement at a golf course, all I ever got was frustration.


5 posted on 03/19/2019 8:12:25 AM PDT by DeFault User
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I went once with hubby....After two holes I asked....And I'm chasing this little ball why?

I asked to go home and never went again.

6 posted on 03/19/2019 8:13:44 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: sodpoodle

If AOC’s IQ was a golf score, she’d be a pro...................


7 posted on 03/19/2019 8:13:52 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: sodpoodle

I’ve found a lot of these hard golf eggs, but never saw a live golf.

Love, Jethro


8 posted on 03/19/2019 8:14:02 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe #BuildIt)
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"At least somebody found some amusement at a golf course, all I ever got was frustration."

Since every golf shot makes someone happy, the people you played with found all kinds of amusement.

9 posted on 03/19/2019 8:15:36 AM PDT by Henchster (Free Republic - the BEST site on the web!)
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To: sodpoodle

Jesus and Moses were playing golf together...

The 7th hole was a par 3 across a pond...Jesus pulled out his 8 iron and Moses said “Don’t you think you should hit your 7?”

Jesus said “I saw Arnold Palmer hit his 8 pin high here last week. If he can do it, so can I.”

Jesus promptly hit his ball into the water...As he walked across the water to get his ball, the group behind came up to the tee...

One guy looked and said “Look at that!!! Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ???”

Moses said “Nah...He knows he’s Jesus...He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer...”


10 posted on 03/19/2019 8:16:21 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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I worked as a greens keeper for two years at the cheapest country club in Oregon. When the crew needed cheering up, we just watched the golfers.


11 posted on 03/19/2019 8:17:25 AM PDT by jimtorr
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If hole 9 is “behind” hole 10, then why are the last 9 holes the “back 9”?


12 posted on 03/19/2019 8:21:10 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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I’ve found a lot of these hard golf eggs, but never saw a live golf.

Love, Jethro

...

That must have come from this episode:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxnvsu


13 posted on 03/19/2019 8:25:07 AM PDT by Moonman62 (Facts are racist.)
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To: Larry Lucido

This is just a guess. Maybe it’s because the back nine is on the back of the scorecard.


14 posted on 03/19/2019 8:26:10 AM PDT by Moonman62 (Facts are racist.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Golf,,,
Go Figure.


15 posted on 03/19/2019 8:28:05 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: sodpoodle

Good Joke !

Cow Pasture Pool however is not a real ....?


16 posted on 03/19/2019 8:28:28 AM PDT by litehaus (A memory toooo long.............)
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To: Sacajaweau

I knew a guy who paid a neighbor to walk his dog (because he claimed to be disabled) - he played golf every weekend!!!!!!!!

It’s an obsession!


17 posted on 03/19/2019 8:32:33 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Or as many as possible


18 posted on 03/19/2019 8:33:03 AM PDT by Tamatoa (Fight for our America, Fight for our Country I fought to defend!!!)
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To: JBW1949

Jesus and St. Peter teed up. With His initial drive Our Savior hit a hole in one.

St. Peter let loose a wicked drive that also resulted in a hole in one.

Jesus then said, “Uh, Pete, what do you say we cut out the miracles and get down to playing real golf?”


19 posted on 03/19/2019 8:35:40 AM PDT by elcid1970 (My gun safe is saying, "Room for one more, honey!")
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To: sodpoodle

Groan....


20 posted on 03/19/2019 8:36:07 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
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