This kid is watching WAY too much TV.
Where else could his little mind of mush concoct such a load?
Agreed.
But wow that’s young.
Might want to call the shrink on this one :)
They could have gotten the idea from an active shooter drill at school. We homeschool our kids, but our kindergartener goes to the local elementary school for speech therapy. Last year during her half hour session there was an active shooter drill. She, along with her speech therapist and a couple other preschool speech students hid behind a bookshelf in the library, lights turned off and they practiced being absolutely silent.
I was a bit disturbed when I picked her up. Sad that it’s necessary.