Skip to comments.satire - Biden Clarifies: 'I Like All Races, Even The Bad Ones'
Posted on 08/12/2019 10:59:48 AM PDT by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.Joe Biden has apologized for his recent seemingly racist comment, where he said that poor kids are sometimes as smart as white kids.
"Everyone who knows me knows I'm not a racist," said Biden. "I even have a black friend, Barry. Smart, articulate guy."
Aides were then seen signaling him to stop talking, but Biden pushed on.
"Rest assured," Biden said. "I like all races, even the bad ones."
Aides threw up their hands in exasperation.
"What? What'd I say?"
Media immediately jumped all over Biden's comments, responding to his horrifying gaffe by calling on President Trump to resign.
I don’t doubt that he WILL say this at some point in time..............
I was so hoping this wasn’t Babylon Bee...But, alas....
Those guys are better than the onion.
On a side note. I live in a small Kentucky town. Last week I pulled out on the street and the car in front of me had a Babylon Bee icon on his car.
...responding to his horrifying gaffe by calling on President Trump to resign.
Biden further clarified his statement:
“I like all races, especially Lance Armstrong’s races. It’s too bad more of our youth can’t aspire to be winners of his caliber.”
I REALLY hope that Joe gets the nod for the dims.
Trump will probably nickname him “The Gaffinator”.
The Babylon Bee hits it out of the park again.
I thought this was real until I saw the title. Their heading of Snopes preparing true rulings ahead of the Democratic debates was epic. “The Babylon Bee” is a real treasure.
“...the car in front of me had a Babylon Bee icon on his car.”
I had to look that up! Sho nuff, you can buy them.
Yep. That’s the one. Seeing it out of context on that car, I had to think about why I recognized it at first. :)
BB: “Why can’t we just return to the peaceful world we had before guns were invented?”
BB: There is no slippery slope” Says group hurtling down slippery slope at maximum speed”
Love their headlines lol
BB: “Christian playing grand theft auto obeys all the traffic laws” Lol
“I was so hoping this wasnt Babylon Bee...But, alas....”
No matter. Snopes will probably be all over this one anyway.
The moderator added the satire label. I love Babylon Bee. I need a laugh in a depressing world.
The Babylon Bee is more credible than the mainstream media.
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