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satire - Biden Clarifies: 'I Like All Races, Even The Bad Ones'
Babylon Bee ^ | 8/09/2019 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/12/2019 10:59:48 AM PDT by BipolarBob

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden has apologized for his recent seemingly racist comment, where he said that poor kids are sometimes as smart as white kids.

"Everyone who knows me knows I'm not a racist," said Biden. "I even have a black friend, Barry. Smart, articulate guy."

Aides were then seen signaling him to stop talking, but Biden pushed on.

"Rest assured," Biden said. "I like all races, even the bad ones."

Aides threw up their hands in exasperation.

"What? What'd I say?"

Media immediately jumped all over Biden's comments, responding to his horrifying gaffe by calling on President Trump to resign.


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KEYWORDS: biden; clarification; racism; racist; satire
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1 posted on 08/12/2019 10:59:48 AM PDT by BipolarBob
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lol


2 posted on 08/12/2019 11:00:45 AM PDT by Hyman Roth
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To: BipolarBob

I don’t doubt that he WILL say this at some point in time..............


3 posted on 08/12/2019 11:01:37 AM PDT by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain......................)
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To: BipolarBob

I was so hoping this wasn’t Babylon Bee...But, alas....


4 posted on 08/12/2019 11:01:43 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: BipolarBob

Those guys are better than the onion.

On a side note. I live in a small Kentucky town. Last week I pulled out on the street and the car in front of me had a Babylon Bee icon on his car.


5 posted on 08/12/2019 11:03:31 AM PDT by cuban leaf (We're living in Dr. Zhivago but without the love triangle)
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...responding to his horrifying gaffe by calling on President Trump to resign.


That line doesn’t sound like satire. :D


6 posted on 08/12/2019 11:04:43 AM PDT by cuban leaf (We're living in Dr. Zhivago but without the love triangle)
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To: BipolarBob

Biden further clarified his statement:

“I like all races, especially Lance Armstrong’s races. It’s too bad more of our youth can’t aspire to be winners of his caliber.”


7 posted on 08/12/2019 11:05:28 AM PDT by Perseverando (For Progressives, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies & other DemoKKKrats: It's all about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
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To: Red Badger

I REALLY hope that Joe gets the nod for the dims.

Trump will probably nickname him “The Gaffinator”.


8 posted on 08/12/2019 11:07:38 AM PDT by Texas resident (Democrats=Enemy of People of The United States of America)
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To: BipolarBob

The Babylon Bee hits it out of the park again.


9 posted on 08/12/2019 11:14:09 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: BipolarBob

I thought this was real until I saw the title. Their heading of Snopes preparing true rulings ahead of the Democratic debates was epic. “The Babylon Bee” is a real treasure.


10 posted on 08/12/2019 11:16:02 AM PDT by Stepan12 (potusm)
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“...the car in front of me had a Babylon Bee icon on his car.”

I had to look that up! Sho nuff, you can buy them.
They’re $5.

https://shop.babylonbee.com/products/babylon-bee-logo-decal


11 posted on 08/12/2019 11:16:17 AM PDT by mumblypeg
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Yep. That’s the one. Seeing it out of context on that car, I had to think about why I recognized it at first. :)


12 posted on 08/12/2019 11:17:54 AM PDT by cuban leaf (We're living in Dr. Zhivago but without the love triangle)
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To: Leaning Right

BB: “Why can’t we just return to the peaceful world we had before guns were invented?”


13 posted on 08/12/2019 11:24:02 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Leaning Right

BB: There is no slippery slope” Says group hurtling down slippery slope at maximum speed”

Love their headlines lol


14 posted on 08/12/2019 11:24:52 AM PDT by Bob434
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BB: “Christian playing grand theft auto obeys all the traffic laws” Lol


15 posted on 08/12/2019 11:28:14 AM PDT by Bob434
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16 posted on 08/12/2019 11:29:26 AM PDT by PROCON ('Progressive' is a Euphemism for <strike>Totalitarian</strike> COMMUNIST)
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To: BipolarBob

LOL! Perfect.


17 posted on 08/12/2019 11:33:36 AM PDT by FLT-bird
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To: JBW1949

“I was so hoping this wasn’t Babylon Bee...But, alas....”

No matter. Snopes will probably be all over this one anyway.


18 posted on 08/12/2019 11:35:25 AM PDT by GOP Congress
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To: Stepan12

The moderator added the satire label. I love Babylon Bee. I need a laugh in a depressing world.


19 posted on 08/12/2019 11:54:03 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Heaven has gates, walls and immigration policy but Hell has an open border policy. Food for thought.)
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To: BipolarBob
Exactly the kind of thing he would say.

The Babylon Bee is more credible than the mainstream media.

20 posted on 08/12/2019 11:59:11 AM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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