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The New Underground Railroad (Satire)
1/1/20 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 01/01/2020 3:37:41 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Breitbart News has reported that a new modern Underground Railroad has started operating in the US Northeast. Southern activists from South Carolina and Georgia are smuggling Jews from NY, NJ, Ma, CT, Md and other Northern states to the South.

The Governors of NY, Ma, Ct, NJ, Md and other Northern states have lamented that the Jews are leaving their states with untaxed wealth. The states have enacted "exit taxes" which tax the wealth exiting the states at 95%. Jews desiring to leave these states must apply to the state for exit permits which will be granted only after paying the exit taxes. An Obama appointed Federal Circuit Court Judge has issued a nationwide injunction barring other states from interferring with the collection of these taxes.

George Soros, an asset acquisition expert assisted by his enforcement arm ANTIFA, has been hired as a collection agency for collecting the exit taxes from Jews who escape without paying exit taxes. Soros stated that he hasn't had this much fun since his WWII days in Hungary.


TOPICS: History; Humor; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 01/01/2020 3:37:41 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Glad you labeled this satire. I could believe this is totally true. I think NY will try to screw anyone who leaves though not just the Jewish folks.


2 posted on 01/01/2020 3:47:41 PM PST by Equine1952 ((You can die on your feet or live down on your knees. You can not do both. Freedom Is not Free))
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To: Equine1952

“Glad you labeled this satire. I could believe this is totally true. I think NY will try to screw anyone who leaves though not just the Jewish folks.”

I missed the Satire warning at first, and thought I’d missed a whole bunch of news this afternoon, there for a bit. I’m glad I left Cali in 1973, and didn’t go back there after I retired. Or I’d be trying to find a way to leave now.


3 posted on 01/01/2020 4:49:07 PM PST by Old Student (As I watch the balkanization of our nation I realize that Robert A. Heinlein was a prophet.)
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