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Experts Warn Skiers and Hikers: Itís Yeti Mating Season
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Posted on 01/18/2020 1:08:08 AM PST by nickcarraway

Yeti, Bigfoot, Sasquatch and the like can be especially dangerous during their peak mating season. Unlike most wild animals who mate in the spring, these giant footed creatures prefer to mate during the winter when the nights are longer. This makes wooded areas dangerous for skiers, hikers and snowmobile riders. One expert has a suggestion that could save your life if you run across any Yeti or Bigfoot engaging in the act of procreation, below.

Who remembers the Bigfoot and Wildboy TV show from the 1970's? They had many adventures, but as you might imagine, the mating habits of Bigfoot were never disclosed on netowrk TV.


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bigfoot; sasquatch; yeti
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Bigfoot and Wildboy Theme (Intro & Outro)
1 posted on 01/18/2020 1:08:08 AM PST by nickcarraway
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How does that work? The travel mug screws the cooler?


2 posted on 01/18/2020 1:11:36 AM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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“How does that work? The travel mug screws the cooler?”

More like they both screw their customer base.


3 posted on 01/18/2020 1:38:07 AM PST by BobL (I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't tell anyone.)
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To: nickcarraway; Gamecock; SaveFerris
"That's a myth."


4 posted on 01/18/2020 2:17:01 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: nickcarraway

kinda explains moochelle obama’s absence lately...


5 posted on 01/18/2020 2:23:38 AM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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kinda explains moochelle obama’s absence lately...

I thought she was a wookie. But I believe a yeti and wookie are from the same genome family just originated on different solar systems and one deplores ghetto trash.

6 posted on 01/18/2020 3:34:47 AM PST by eartick (Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT!)
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To: nickcarraway
When's the mating season for Nessie? How does Yetis mate? Do they check into the Hyatt? 😋
7 posted on 01/18/2020 3:42:13 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: nickcarraway

And with Yeti’s in heat coupled with Global Warming, God knows the consequences.


8 posted on 01/18/2020 3:47:25 AM PST by Starstruck (I'm usually sarcastic. Deal with it.)
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Experts Warn Skiers and Hikers: It’s Yeti Mating Season

I haven't got any yeti.

9 posted on 01/18/2020 3:51:38 AM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: eartick

they all look the same...


10 posted on 01/18/2020 3:57:44 AM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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To: heavy metal

Actually that explains the increase in Bigfoot rape whistle sales.


11 posted on 01/18/2020 4:01:39 AM PST by Quilla
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To: nickcarraway
Yeahoh, Yahoo or Bigfoot?

"Long before it became the brand of a search engine, the creature whose uttered cry gave it a name haunted Kentuckians. Daniel Boone told tales of “killing a ten-foot, hairy giant he called a Yahoo,” says John Mack Faragher in a 1992 biography of Boone." (excerpt)

12 posted on 01/18/2020 4:04:51 AM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: nickcarraway
One expert has a suggestion that could save your life if you run across any Yeti or Bigfoot engaging in the act of procreation

Back in my day, we didn't call them experts.

13 posted on 01/18/2020 4:18:14 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: nickcarraway

Fake news.


14 posted on 01/18/2020 4:32:28 AM PST by sasquatch
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To: sasquatch

well, you would know.


15 posted on 01/18/2020 4:37:32 AM PST by ronniesgal (so I wonder what his FR handle is????)
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To: nickcarraway
They're commin for your women!


16 posted on 01/18/2020 4:41:03 AM PST by CapnJack
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“If This Caves
A Rockin’,
.
Don’t Come
A Knockin’!


17 posted on 01/18/2020 4:46:41 AM PST by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: nickcarraway

As one Sasquatch said to me once: “around mating season they call me Big Foot Long!”


18 posted on 01/18/2020 4:57:22 AM PST by 4yearlurker (I dreamed that we were all together again,laughing around the table.)
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To: nickcarraway

Is it already April First?


19 posted on 01/18/2020 5:00:45 AM PST by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: Dixie Yooper

A bigfoot hasn’t caught him yet, that makes him an expert.


20 posted on 01/18/2020 5:14:37 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Decade of decision for America)
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