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Experts Warn Skiers and Hikers: It’s Yeti Mating Season
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Posted on 01/18/2020 1:08:08 AM PST by nickcarraway
Yeti, Bigfoot, Sasquatch and the like can be especially dangerous during their peak mating season. Unlike most wild animals who mate in the spring, these giant footed creatures prefer to mate during the winter when the nights are longer. This makes wooded areas dangerous for skiers, hikers and snowmobile riders. One expert has a suggestion that could save your life if you run across any Yeti or Bigfoot engaging in the act of procreation, below.
Who remembers the Bigfoot and Wildboy TV show from the 1970's? They had many adventures, but as you might imagine, the mating habits of Bigfoot were never disclosed on netowrk TV.
TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bigfoot; sasquatch; yeti
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How does that work? The travel mug screws the cooler?
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posted on
01/18/2020 1:11:36 AM PST
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: Gene Eric
“How does that work? The travel mug screws the cooler?”
More like they both screw their customer base.
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posted on
01/18/2020 1:38:07 AM PST
by
BobL
(I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't tell anyone.)
To: nickcarraway; Gamecock; SaveFerris
"That's a myth."
To: nickcarraway
kinda explains moochelle obama’s absence lately...
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posted on
01/18/2020 2:23:38 AM PST
by
heavy metal
(your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
To: heavy metal
kinda explains moochelle obama’s absence lately... I thought she was a wookie. But I believe a yeti and wookie are from the same genome family just originated on different solar systems and one deplores ghetto trash.
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posted on
01/18/2020 3:34:47 AM PST
by
eartick
(Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT!)
To: nickcarraway
When's the mating season for Nessie? How does Yetis mate? Do they check into the Hyatt? 😋
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posted on
01/18/2020 3:42:13 AM PST
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
To: nickcarraway
And with Yeti’s in heat coupled with Global Warming, God knows the consequences.
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posted on
01/18/2020 3:47:25 AM PST
by
Starstruck
(I'm usually sarcastic. Deal with it.)
To: Deplorable American1776
Experts Warn Skiers and Hikers: It’s Yeti Mating Season I haven't got any yeti.
To: eartick
they all look the same...
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posted on
01/18/2020 3:57:44 AM PST
by
heavy metal
(your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
To: heavy metal
Actually that explains the increase in Bigfoot rape whistle sales.
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posted on
01/18/2020 4:01:39 AM PST
by
Quilla
To: nickcarraway
Yeahoh, Yahoo or Bigfoot? "Long before it became the brand of a search engine, the creature whose uttered cry gave it a name haunted Kentuckians. Daniel Boone told tales of “killing a ten-foot, hairy giant he called a Yahoo,” says John Mack Faragher in a 1992 biography of Boone." (excerpt)
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posted on
01/18/2020 4:04:51 AM PST
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: nickcarraway
One expert has a suggestion that could save your life if you run across any Yeti or Bigfoot engaging in the act of procreation Back in my day, we didn't call them experts.
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posted on
01/18/2020 4:18:14 AM PST
by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: nickcarraway
To: sasquatch
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posted on
01/18/2020 4:37:32 AM PST
by
ronniesgal
(so I wonder what his FR handle is????)
To: nickcarraway
They're commin for your women!
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posted on
01/18/2020 4:41:03 AM PST
by
CapnJack
To: CapnJack
“If This Caves
A Rockin’,
.
Don’t Come
A Knockin’!
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posted on
01/18/2020 4:46:41 AM PST
by
Big Red Badger
(Despised by the Despicable!)
To: nickcarraway
As one Sasquatch said to me once: “around mating season they call me Big Foot Long!”
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posted on
01/18/2020 4:57:22 AM PST
by
4yearlurker
(I dreamed that we were all together again,laughing around the table.)
To: nickcarraway
Is it already April First?
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posted on
01/18/2020 5:00:45 AM PST
by
SES1066
(Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
To: Dixie Yooper
A bigfoot hasn’t caught him yet, that makes him an expert.
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