Experts Warn Skiers and Hikers: It’s Yeti Mating Season

KFLD ^ | 1/17

[NativeSon]

Steve Austin took out Bigfoot once, he’ll do it again.

Just hope Bigfoot doesn’t team-up with any fembots.

[NativeSon]

(Wow!, I just watched that clip. It may be worse than Sigmund the Sea Monster.)

[chris37]

C’mon, man, that’s raciss. Yeti are white!

Mike is a sasquatch. Important distinction. It’s important that we not offend.

[MayflowerMadam]

Did people fall for this? Like a snipe hunt?

[heavy metal]

i’m the equal opportunity type...
i pick on everyone that leaves the window of opportunity open...

[al_c]

[ConservativeMind]

Folks, this is a joke (obviously).

From the article this article references:

“If you do come across any Yeti mating activity, it’s important to not panic,” DeKnight says. “Never enter the woods at this time of year without at least one Sade or George Michael song on your phone. Set your speaker to maximum, and fling the device as far away from your location as possible. Like all warm blooded amorous creatures, Yeti will be drawn to that music. Then you run like hell.”

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/01/government-urges-people-stay-woods-yeti-mating-season/

[Kriggerel]

Does that apply to the Florida Skunk-Ape?

And what about Unicorn mating season? :P

[MikelTackNailer]

As one Sasquatch said to me once: “around mating season they call me Big Foot Long!”

Is that the one Clarence Thomas supposedly had on videotape?

[chris37]

Outstanding!

I was just joking with my post, I didn’t really mean it was racist or anything.

[lowbridge]

“One expert has a suggestion that could save your life if you run across any Yeti or Bigfoot engaging in the act of procreation”

Film it and post it on pornhub?

[Chode]

so they spawn in september? hell of a time to have a kid going into winter...

i doubt nature is that dumb.

[JimRed]

Mate in September, give birth in the spring or early summer. Makes sense to have the kids a bit bigger by the next winter.

[Chode]

100%

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Great. Now the woods will be full of gays looking for horny Bigfoots.

[Leep]

You know what they say..big feet..big...

[nickcarraway]

I don’t think they do. It’s all in fun.

[MayflowerMadam]

“It’s all in fun.”

Yeah; I know. :)

[heavy metal]

i admit i’m a racist...
i’m a big fan of joe gibbs racing in nascar...

[PrairieLady2]

And don’t forget about the southern “Wood Booger”!

I always thought a ‘booger’ was the mucus made in nasal passages, but I have learned I was wrong.