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SATIRE Hillary Clinton Accidentally Posts Condolences For Tulsi Gabbard's Suicide One Day Early
The Babylon Bee ^ | October 23rd, 2019

Posted on 01/27/2020 3:21:15 PM PST by metmom

U.S.—Oops! A social media scheduling error apparently caused Hillary Clinton to post her condolences for Tulsi Gabbard's suicide one day early.

This morning, Clinton posted that she felt "great sadness" at hearing that Gabbard had killed herself. In subsequent tweets, she detailed how "tragic" it was that Gabbard had broken her own kneecaps, stuck her feet in concrete, then tossed herself off the docks near a seedy warehouse.

"It's just terrible what happened, and though we disagreed, I hope we can all take a few minutes to send thoughts and prayers to the family," Clinton concluded.

The post was deleted several hours later after the Clinton team realized it was scheduled for October 23, not October 24 as originally intended.

At publishing time, Clinton had accidentally posted early condolences for the unfortunate suicide of the social media manager who had OK'd the post and subsequently posted more condolences for the new social media manager, etc.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; hawaii; humor; notfunny; satire; trash; tulsigabbard

1 posted on 01/27/2020 3:21:15 PM PST by metmom
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To: metmom
That crazy Bee . Had me going for a split second.
2 posted on 01/27/2020 3:22:47 PM PST by fhayek
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To: metmom

Oh Jeez! it actually made me pause... dang it..


3 posted on 01/27/2020 3:25:12 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Polls are no longer designed to measure public sentiment but to influence it.)
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To: metmom

Believable since she is getting to old forgetful years..


4 posted on 01/27/2020 3:25:59 PM PST by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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To: metmom

I like the Bee’s articles. That being said...

This is old.
If wasn’t that funny.


5 posted on 01/27/2020 3:27:07 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: fhayek

Low profile, suck you in satire to be sure.

My fave is still the Onion’s Congress faking a coup to get out of the national debt.

Long live Octavia!


6 posted on 01/27/2020 3:28:10 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: fhayek
Then there's this....

Nation Sits In Stunned Silence Watching Impeachment Trial


7 posted on 01/27/2020 3:29:11 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: metmom

They’re outrageously good!!!!!!!!!!!!!


8 posted on 01/27/2020 3:29:12 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts (M / F) : Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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To: UCANSEE2

Her campaign is offering $15 an hour ... but knowing Democrats those are not gonna be paid even if the work is done.


9 posted on 01/27/2020 3:30:07 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: metmom

Me, I snore like a buzzsaw.


10 posted on 01/27/2020 3:30:45 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: metmom


11 posted on 01/27/2020 3:32:11 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Fake Impeachment is all they have left when: Biden, Sanders, or Warren have to beat President Trump!)
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To: metmom

Love that Bee!


12 posted on 01/27/2020 3:47:20 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: Huskrrrr

I read her hit list last night. The beat goes on.


13 posted on 01/27/2020 3:51:33 PM PST by Cowgirl
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To: metmom

So thankful for the Freedom Of The Press!


14 posted on 01/27/2020 4:46:22 PM PST by Notthereyet (NotThereYet)
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To: metmom

They could write the same for Ghislane Maxwell.


15 posted on 01/27/2020 5:20:38 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Rurudyne

My favorite was moving the capital to Memphis. The Chinese believed that one.


16 posted on 01/27/2020 5:28:33 PM PST by Ingtar (Bedbugs, thy name is Democrat.)
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To: Rurudyne
This was my favorite:
Innovative New Process Converts Vegetables Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows
17 posted on 01/27/2020 7:01:46 PM PST by Gil4 (And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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To: Ingtar

Because of a typo in the record of a congressional hearing the ChiComs (and others) believed that the US had held secret bomb test in the Sudan.

The bomb test was the Sedan Test ... which was intended to see if nukes could be used to excavate holes in the ground for construction projects.


18 posted on 01/28/2020 6:07:57 AM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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