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Florida Man Jumps Off Balcony, Hides From Officers in Chicken Coop
NBC2 ^ | Thursday, March 12th 2020 | Erin O'Brien

Posted on 03/14/2020 10:58:16 PM PDT by nickcarraway

An FMPD K-P unit located the suspect hiding in a chicken coop behind a nearby home.

A man who jumped off a balcony while running from the police is found guilty of obstructing an officer without violence and possession of a controlled substance.

Last July, Fort Myers police officers arrived at an apartment complex on Central Avenue in Downtown Fort Myers to investigate a fight, according to a report from the State Attorney's Office.

One officer was talking with Jeremy Jamal Moore and gathering his information when he suddenly ran and jumped off a third-floor balcony.

When Moore hit the ground, he stood up and took off running. Officers starting chasing after him and set up a perimeter in the area.

Eventually, an FMPD K-P unit located Moore hiding in a chicken coop behind a nearby home.

Police found a cigar wrapper on Moore that had a baggy fill of Eutylone, a designer drug.

Moore's sentencing is scheduled for March 23.


TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: eutylone; florida; floridaman; fortmyers; jeremyjamalmoore; laidanegg

1 posted on 03/14/2020 10:58:16 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

As god as my witness, I thought chickens could fly...


2 posted on 03/14/2020 11:03:04 PM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with islamic terrorists - they want to die for allah and we want to kill them.)
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To: 2banana

As god as my witness, I thought chickens could fly...

https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ


3 posted on 03/14/2020 11:09:37 PM PDT by greenishness
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LOUIS JORDAN Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens (1956)

LOUIS JORDAN Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens (1956)

4 posted on 03/14/2020 11:44:35 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: nickcarraway

Why were the officers in a chicken coop?


5 posted on 03/14/2020 11:47:12 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Some people thirst after wealth & some people thirst after fame but everybody thirsts after popcorn.)
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To: pax_et_bonum
Why were the officers in a chicken coop?

They suspected fowl play.

6 posted on 03/14/2020 11:54:36 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: DannyTN

Lol

It’s best that they caught him. He would have felt all cooped up after a while anyway there.

Too bad he was too chicken to live up to what he did.

It wasn’t a poultry crime

He really laid an egg in this particular situation

Maybe he was just henpecked Non-Stop and turned to drugs

I guess there’s a Sunny side. since they got him before he used the drugs his brains won’t be scrambled.

Hopefully it won’t be over easy to get drugs in prison.

Or he’ll be toast

Okay I’m done


7 posted on 03/15/2020 1:04:41 AM PDT by dp0622 (Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
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To: DannyTN; pax_et_bonum

Three pointer by DannyTN. Assist goes to pax_et_bonum.


8 posted on 03/15/2020 1:04:58 AM PDT by Ken H (Best SOTU ever!)
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To: dp0622
I first read the headline as “....hides from officers in chicken soup”.

Man, someone’s grandmom is gonna be p*ssed!

9 posted on 03/15/2020 2:45:48 AM PDT by NativeSon ( What Would Virginia Do? #WWVD)
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To: NativeSon

lol


10 posted on 03/15/2020 2:55:51 AM PDT by dp0622 (Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
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To: DannyTN

Ouch !


11 posted on 03/15/2020 4:47:43 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: nickcarraway
Next thing I know I'm in Debo chicken coop sweatin like a slave...
12 posted on 03/15/2020 4:53:17 AM PDT by CopperTop (Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
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To: nickcarraway

They found him hiding in a chicken coop, and PLUCKED him out of there for the arrest.


13 posted on 03/15/2020 5:46:00 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: nickcarraway
I guess Jamal Moore was chicken .... 😋
14 posted on 03/15/2020 6:24:24 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: DannyTN

Lol!!!


15 posted on 03/15/2020 9:33:28 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Some people thirst after wealth & some people thirst after fame but everybody thirsts after popcorn.)
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