Posted on 04/10/2020 8:27:05 PM PDT by simpson96
A man who tried to burn down his ex-boyfriend’s house with a pot of boiling spaghetti sauce was arrested along with an accomplice in DeLand last week, according to Volusia County Sheriff’s Office.
Derrick Irving, 36 — who had an intimate relationship with the 50-year-old owner of the home on Evergreen Terrace — and John Silvia, 28, broke into the victim’s house and took a flat-screen TV, a vacuum, an air conditioning unit and a heater on March 13, according to an arrest report.
The victim, who was at work, called authorities after getting an alert on his phone that his security cameras caught some movement inside the home. The cameras had been covered with a towel.
When deputies arrived at the scene about 7 a.m., they stopped Irving and Silvia, who were trying to flee the scene in a red SUV, the report shows. Irving, who was wearing a onesie bull costume with a tail and a bull nose on its hoodie, said he was retrieving some of his clothes from the residence.
But deputies said there were no clothes in the car. Officials went inside the victim’s home and smelled something burning. The report says a deputy checked the stove and said he saw spaghetti sauce scorching in a large pot. A washcloth resting on the side of the burner had just started to catch fire.
In the passenger seat of the car, deputies also found an empty jar of Ragu sauce, which was retrieved from the victim’s kitchen cabinet, according to the affidavit.
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Where to begin
Huh.
Guy one the left is the guy doing the national virus projections?
What’s a Bull onesie?
He’s got spaghetti sauce, but his noodles are missing.
There is no beginning; there is no end. It’s just one big Mobius loop of insane homo-faggotry.
More Florida “MEN?”?
Wait until “Mission Impossible” gets wind of this plot....Golden Globes, here we come!
More anecdotal evidence of the mental illness that is the LGBLT lifestyle.
What the hell is that?
Comes with a bullring?
No pics....please.
Half a Bull twosie?
I’m guessing he belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. A true Pastafarian.
To remove those unsightly scorched food remains from cookware simply place the burnt item in an oversized zip loc bag, along with a small open container of ammonia. After 12 hours the stains will be easy to remove.
The cameras had been covered with a towel.
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Florida Man always on the cutting edge.
He probably defeated the laser beam tripwires by swinging from a rope made of Slim Jims.
Why try? Some things are beyond mere words.
Dang, I made spaghetti tonight. I had no idea I was working with dangerous arsonist materials. I better put safety tape across the fridge door, there’s leftovers in there!
DANG!
Soon-to-be contestants for the new reality show... Survivor - Florida Man Edition
So, which one of these was the one that liked older chicks?
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