Posted on 05/24/2020 10:23:37 AM PDT by gattaca
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After House Republicans formally called for an investigation into the investigators investigating the Trump campaign, congressional Democrats quickly responded by calling for a new investigation into the investigators investigating the original investigators.
The investigation will center around claims that the investigators assigned to investigate the investigators may show significant bias, with the new investigators investigating the investigation investigators attempting to determine if there has been any prejudice or corruption in the investigation investigation.
“We now know who will investigate the investigators, but who will investigate the investigators investigating the investigators?” Senator Chuck Schumer said in a press conference. “We must hold the investigators investigating the investigation accountable if we are to retain our faith in the justice system.”
At publishing time, Republican leadership had called for a fourth investigation to investigate the investigators who were tasked with investigating the investigators assigned to investigate the investigators.
Satire, or is it?
Lol! it’s funny because it’s true!
Lol! it’s funny because it’s true!
It sounds like a lyric from either a Beatles or Gilbert & Sullivan song.
After my own quick investigation I have concluded this is another very clever bit of satire from the Babylon Bee.
We should investigate the instigators of the Investigation To Investigate The Investigators Investigating The Investigators
Thanks for mentioning the Bee...LOL
Clusterbuck!
Orb yanking!
Spheroid massaging!
Tax money wasted!!
This is how the democrats always win. They have all the trump cards being provided to them by the deep state operatives. Trump’s appointees (Barr, etc) may head the agencies but the vast majority under them still take their directions from Obama, ValJar, Comey, Brennan, etc.
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