Skip to comments.Confused At Sight Of People Eating Food, Communists Scream At Restaurants
Posted on 09/08/2020 1:21:54 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.Communist marches around the country are peacefully intensifying. But the marchers have found a new target of their ire: restaurants. Never having seen people with plenty of food to eat, the commies are becoming agitated and confused and are calling for the closure of the evil capitalist eating establishments.
The communists were confused and frightened by the sight of people eating food aplenty. Concluding it was part of a sinister capitalist plot to take over the world and then raise the living standards for everyone, they demanded the restaurant be shut down.
"You guys are eating food? Smells like evil capitalism to me!" shouted one commie as he marched through a restaurant telling everyone to get up and leave. "All food bad! All food bad!"
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It is one of the jokes about North Korea. If they invaded the South it would stop at the first supermarket.
Conmmies have a simple rule—what is mine is mine, and what is yours is mine.
Almost any Babylon Bee reference makes my day, TSR!
Under communism people wait in lines to buy food.
Under capitalism food waits on shelves for people to buy it
I enjoy eating food. And what’s my handle again?
They were confused by people paying for their food.
They are used to getting free food at school and food stamps after dropping out of school.
Then my wife is a Commie
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