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Confused At Sight Of People Eating Food, Communists Scream At Restaurants
The Babylon Bee ^ | September 7, 2020 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/08/2020 1:21:54 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

U.S.—Communist marches around the country are peacefully intensifying. But the marchers have found a new target of their ire: restaurants. Never having seen people with plenty of food to eat, the commies are becoming agitated and confused and are calling for the closure of the evil capitalist eating establishments.

The communists were confused and frightened by the sight of people eating food aplenty. Concluding it was part of a sinister capitalist plot to take over the world and then raise the living standards for everyone, they demanded the restaurant be shut down.

"You guys are eating food? Smells like evil capitalism to me!" shouted one commie as he marched through a restaurant telling everyone to get up and leave. "All food bad! All food bad!"

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Food; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Society
KEYWORDS: antifa; babylonbee; blm; communists; food; hunger; insurrection; protestors; restaurants; revolution; satire

1 posted on 09/08/2020 1:21:54 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

It is one of the jokes about North Korea. If they invaded the South it would stop at the first supermarket.


2 posted on 09/08/2020 1:23:50 PM PDT by Mr. Rabbit
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Conmmies have a simple rule—what is mine is mine, and what is yours is mine.


3 posted on 09/08/2020 1:27:46 PM PDT by cgbg (Masters don't want slaves talking about masters and slaves.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Almost any Babylon Bee reference makes my day, TSR!


4 posted on 09/08/2020 1:27:50 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Truth is Treason in the Empire of Lies"- George Orwell)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Thanks BB.

Under communism people wait in lines to buy food.
Under capitalism food waits on shelves for people to buy it

5 posted on 09/08/2020 1:29:22 PM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

DANG!


6 posted on 09/08/2020 1:35:41 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The Constitution guarantees the States protection against insurrection. Act now, Mr. President!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I enjoy eating food. And what’s my handle again?


7 posted on 09/08/2020 2:29:29 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

They were confused by people paying for their food.

They are used to getting free food at school and food stamps after dropping out of school.


8 posted on 09/08/2020 3:01:53 PM PDT by SpeedyInTexas (Localization, not Globalization)
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To: cgbg

Then my wife is a Commie


9 posted on 09/08/2020 3:06:12 PM PDT by Fledermaus (ONLY A MORON THINKS 6 FEET IS A MAGIC NUMBER!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Lol


10 posted on 09/08/2020 4:49:29 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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