[ConservativeMind]

I have had great tasting, easy-to-chew alligator. I have also had very hard to chew alligator that tasted mediocre, at best.

When you fear you will choke if you try to swallow the poorly chosen tendenous mass, rather then easily eaten muscle, don’t swallow—just spit it out.

[Bodega]

Dear Conservative mind:

I almost gagged while reading about the “poorly chosen tendenous mass that tasted mediocre, at best.” while remembering a US Southern family dinner a form of unknown meat was presented....I absolutely did not care for the taste or texture and then I found out it was testis.

My stomach heaved, I couldn’t breath and I just sat there as tears dripped from my eyes. Once more composed, I exited and threw up. Gads I remember it still some 50 years later.

[Hot Tabasco]

When you fear you will choke if you try to swallow the poorly chosen tendenous mass, rather then easily eaten muscle, don’t swallow—just spit it out.

Wow, that's a survival technique I never learned in Boy Scouts........great information, thanks