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Trump Adds 'Black Lives Matter' Sticker To SUV So Media Can't Claim He's Spreading COVID
The Babylon Bee ^
| 10-5-2020
| Babylon Bee Staff
Posted on 10/05/2020 11:44:11 AM PDT by servo1969
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In what's being hailed as a 14-dimensional Go move, President Trump added a Black Lives Matter decal to his SUV so he can take as many trips outside the hospital as he wants, and the media won't be able to claim he's spreading COVID.
"Checkmate," Trump said as he smiled and waved to reporters. "This is fantastic. Now, if I want to go grab a milkshake from the McDonald's drive-thru -- bam, Black Lives Matter sticker. Can't touch me. Can't criticize me. It's beautiful. Tremendous, really."
With his newfound freedom, Trump instructed his motorcade to drive around the city. The president waved at supporters -- referred to as "peaceful protesters" -- and stopped at the drive-in to catch Tenet. He even shared a bucket of popcorn with Secret Service agents, and not a single reporter was able to claim he was spreading the virus, thanks to his handy decal.
"Well, that was a bust," Trump said as his Chevy Suburban pulled out of the movie theater to take him back to the hospital. "That didn't make any sense at all. Did I need to understand Interstellar to make heads or tails of that? What a terrible movie. We should have seen Trolls."
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; blm; covid; satire; trump
The best satire is nearly indistinguishable from the truth.
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posted on
10/05/2020 11:44:11 AM PDT
by
servo1969
To: servo1969
all I can say is...smart!
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posted on
10/05/2020 11:45:40 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(FILL THE SEAT)
To: servo1969
I can’t get over how awesome the Bee is for the last year or so. LOL!
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posted on
10/05/2020 11:46:57 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: servo1969
Yes. BLM is immune from CCP virus.
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posted on
10/05/2020 11:47:42 AM PDT
by
Pajamajan
( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
To: servo1969
The Bee keeps serving up *the* best satire on a daily basis.
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posted on
10/05/2020 11:52:30 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
To: servo1969
It’s a very “powerful” sticker. LOL!
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posted on
10/05/2020 11:55:19 AM PDT
by
donozark
(C'MON MAN!)
To: Flick Lives
>
The Bee keeps serving up *the* best satire on a daily basis.MOTTO: "Satire that stays just one step ahead of tomorrow's Reality."
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posted on
10/05/2020 11:55:55 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
To: Pajamajan
Yes, and Antifa/BLM have been designated as non-spreaders by all their Democrat enablers
To: servo1969
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posted on
10/05/2020 12:06:19 PM PDT
by
ptsal
(Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***)
To: servo1969
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posted on
10/05/2020 12:21:43 PM PDT
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you.)
To: servo1969
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posted on
10/05/2020 12:42:35 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: servo1969
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posted on
10/05/2020 1:00:15 PM PDT
by
4Liberty
(How does a "kids" car-donation nonprofit pay for so MANY radio ads if it's a charity?)
To: FreedomPoster
Well, the democrats keep handing them material on a silver platter.
What else can you expect?
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posted on
10/05/2020 1:39:43 PM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.....)
To: servo1969
According to our credible "BLM protests reverse COVID spread"-spouting mainstream media:
To: Trump20162020
😂😂
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posted on
10/05/2020 2:07:41 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: servo1969
Black Olives Matter also.
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posted on
10/05/2020 7:29:26 PM PDT
by
IAGeezer912
(One out of every 20 people on the face of the earth are Americans. We have won life's lottery.)
To: servo1969
LOL.
Trump kills a lot of stones by making this move.
Giggles.
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