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You Know You Are A Freeper When.....
April 13, 2004 | LadyShallott

Posted on 04/13/2004 7:13:14 AM PDT by LadyShallott

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To: LadyShallott
A true FReeper uses FR as their primary source of news.

There is no better place to get comprehensive, up-to-the-minute news coverage.

And when you do something looney like I have and move waaayyy far away to another century and all, FR is a lifeline.

61 posted on 04/13/2004 8:14:58 AM PDT by Allegra (And WAIT!! That's not all! Call now and receive this FREE....)
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To: netmilsmom; chance33_98
You have been Officially crowned Cyber-Godmother. THANK YOU! That is so sweet. If another little Freeper joins the family I will ping you. :). As a mother I would be more than happy to send pics of the little redheaded angel we have now. LOL
62 posted on 04/13/2004 8:15:29 AM PDT by LadyShallott ("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: LadyShallott
You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker

You see a liberal bumper sticker, you yell ZOT! and start calling for the "The Viking Kitties"

63 posted on 04/13/2004 8:15:43 AM PDT by Johnny Gage (Just say NO.... to cheese eating, beret wearing, wine sipping surrender monkeys.)
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To: babyface00
You watch the evening news only to discover you read about all the stories last week on FR, and you have a better grasp of the details than the news anchor does.

Or even - you watch the evening news and you suspect they are reading your FR threads as they finally reported a story you posted awhile back.

64 posted on 04/13/2004 8:18:11 AM PDT by chance33_98 (Shall a living man complain? Oh how much fewer are my sufferings than my sins;)
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To: Eagle Eye
You are a Freeper...give it time. :)
65 posted on 04/13/2004 8:20:14 AM PDT by LadyShallott ("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: chance33_98
you watch the evening news and you suspect they are reading your FR threads as they finally reported a story you posted awhile back.

Luke????
66 posted on 04/13/2004 8:21:48 AM PDT by LadyShallott ("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: LadyShallott
...you keep important work items you need to revisit in a Desktop folder named "Bump for Later."
67 posted on 04/13/2004 8:26:36 AM PDT by mitchbert (Facts are Stubborn Things (Go Leafs Go!))
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To: LadyShallott; NYC GOP Chick
great list!

I would add this:

when your friends and family get tired of the endlessly-forwarded FR news threads. :)

I sent my liberal sister the hilarious "Caption this, John Effin' Kerry rockin' out on the guitar" thread started by NYC GOP Chick. My sister didn't seem to think it was that funny. :)
68 posted on 04/13/2004 8:27:20 AM PDT by proud American in Canada
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To: LadyShallott
Your office mates come to you for breaking news.
69 posted on 04/13/2004 8:31:14 AM PDT by Cooter
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To: LadyShallott
You have FReepmail!
70 posted on 04/13/2004 8:32:22 AM PDT by netmilsmom ("You can't fight AQ and hug Hamas" - C. Rice)
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To: sarasota; Lakeside; newgeezer
News is just no fun if you can't get in a fight with someone over it.
71 posted on 04/13/2004 8:36:47 AM PDT by biblewonk (The only book worth reading, and reading, and reading.)
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To: LadyShallott
LOL......kewl..most excellent...

FYI...if you watch C-span 2 with your spouse, you can enjoy "intimate" moments during the Senate quorum calls, andn they play superb classical music to boot...OTOH..if, in the thralls of passion, Ted Kennedy or Robert Byrd takes the floor, well, it can really, really, REALLY inhibit things...

72 posted on 04/13/2004 8:37:28 AM PDT by ken5050 (JIm Angle rocks!!!!)
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To: ken5050
OTOH..if, in the thralls of passion, Ted Kennedy or Robert Byrd takes the floor, well, it can really, really, REALLY inhibit things...


I view it as natural birth control. LOL

73 posted on 04/13/2004 8:50:49 AM PDT by LadyShallott ("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: Owl_Eagle
ROTFLMAO!!!
74 posted on 04/13/2004 8:58:53 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets!!!)
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To: LadyShallott
among others things....BTW...have you noticed lately that Byrd seems to be really losing it....many old people deteriorate very rapidly...his palsy is more pronounced, and last week it seemed that he lost track of where he was in the midst of talking...methinks he'd like to expire right on the senate floor, on C-span...as for Ted, I'd love to have a BP cuff on him while he speaks....
75 posted on 04/13/2004 8:59:55 AM PDT by ken5050 (JIm Angle rocks!!!!)
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To: LadyShallott
You name your daughter JimRob...

You complain to your boss that this work stuff is getting in the way of freeping...
76 posted on 04/13/2004 9:02:57 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets!!!)
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To: LadyShallott
You hook up your laptop, sit in a chair next to your wife (In a hospital bed) and continue posting while she gives birth

See Post titled having a baby.

77 posted on 04/13/2004 9:17:24 AM PDT by #1CTYankee
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To: netmilsmom
Hey girl. You have several emails. Via the other email account. :)
78 posted on 04/13/2004 9:36:21 AM PDT by LadyShallott ("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: LadyShallott
You Know You Are A Freeper When......

You know it is not *real news* unless it is posted on Free Republic.
79 posted on 04/13/2004 9:39:16 AM PDT by GottaLuvAkitas1 (Let's turn Iraqi sand into some useful glass!)
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To: #1CTYankee
Not sure if you are kidding or not. My husband would be in trouble if that happened. But true Freepers never slack. War breaking out and a new birth...Oh the Conundrum. LOL
80 posted on 04/13/2004 9:41:53 AM PDT by LadyShallott ("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
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