DFU SONG: Brand New Key (lying scumbag Kerry says it's not his SUV)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 4-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - BRAND NEW KEY

I have been giving support to Earth Day, you know
I have been spreading the word that gas-guzzlers blow
I'm your lib-er-al guy...supporting everything that's green
I have never been a flip flop waffler...and I say what I mean

Er, um...I have a brand new Chrysler 300; she has the SUV
If we're dependent on Mideastern oil, don't be blaming me
Trust me, cause I'll never steer you wrong...just ask Ted Kennedy
Um...I have a brand new Chrysler 300; she has the SUV

We must cut all of those greenhouse gasses right now
If you'll be voting for me I'll show you just how
I'll be leading the way...examples I am gonna set
You can always be relying on me...the whole farm you can bet

Er, um...I have a brand new Chrysler 300; she has the SUV
If we're dependent on Mideastern oil, don't be blaming me
Trust me, cause I'll never steer you wrong...just ask Ted Kennedy
Um...I have a brand new Chrysler 300; she has the SUV

I value honesty...I was taught that by mom
Have you been hearing that I was in Vietnam
I'll be winning this thing...the foreign leaders want me to
And the day I am inaugurated, Kofi knows what to do

Er, um...I have a brand new Chrysler 300; she has the SUV
If we're dependent on Mideastern oil, don't be blaming me
Trust me, cause I'll never steer you wrong...just ask Ted Kennedy
Um...I have a brand new Chrysler 300; she has the SUV

[doug from upland]

NEWSMAX HAS THE PHOTOS

[theDentist]

I posted a few days ago how much I hate and despise "Brand New Key". I hope this is some cruel and awkward coincidence. The words are good, but the tune is driving me mad! Spasmodic! Over the Edge!!

Next patient please!

[Mr. Mojo]

Well done.

It was pretty pathetic watching that Rat congressman - I forgot his name - attempt to defend Kerry's statement on H&C earlier tonight.

Incidentally, the new Chrysler 300C (with a 340 hp Hemi) is a very nice rig. .....but not quite as nice as the classic 1956 300 B.

[doug from upland]

I missed your post, so I didn't do this to stick it to you. By the way, what other tunes do you hate? :)

[doug from upland]

[1066AD]

Whatever happened to Melanie anyway ?

[Mr. Mojo]

[Mr. Mojo]

A lot of folks consider this the first true muscle car, btw.

354 cubes, 355 horses.

[South40]

I drive a 1999 Chrysler 300M; it's been a great car.

[theDentist]

I don't know. I expect she ended up an overweight, lost-in-the-60's eco-terrorist PETAphile somewhere in Oregon. My hope is some sort of terminal laryngitis effected her, but more likely the recording industry saw her as a 1-hit wonder and moved on.

[doug from upland]

Boston Herald rips Kerry -- CLICK.