Take a look at the original document and look at his picture next to Lurch. His nickname should be: Mr Doom and Gloom Graveyard John Kerry.
To: Dave Burns
I still liken him to the tall man in the phantasm flicks.
2 posted on
06/30/2004 1:32:48 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(you tell em i'm commin.... and hells commin with me.)
To: Dave Burns
I doubt Raines is a lurker here on FR...he's been "Lurch" here for a long long time.
3 posted on
06/30/2004 1:33:07 PM PDT by
Recovering_Democrat
(I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
To: Dave Burns
4 posted on
06/30/2004 1:34:23 PM PDT by
My2Cents
("Well.....there you go again.")
To: Dave Burns
Kerry radiates the feeling that he is entitled to his sense of entitlement. LOL!
5 posted on
06/30/2004 1:34:48 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
To: Dave Burns
I don't see it. /sarcasm
6 posted on
06/30/2004 1:35:09 PM PDT by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: Dave Burns
10 posted on
06/30/2004 1:42:43 PM PDT by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: Dave Burns
During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. he also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted "YES" 9,637 times for every Indian issue ever introduced.
Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.
After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of shi- it can't fly.
11 posted on
06/30/2004 1:43:19 PM PDT by
JesseHousman
(Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
To: Dave Burns
This is an insult to Lurch. Lurch is better looking than John Kerry.
14 posted on
06/30/2004 1:46:22 PM PDT by
The South Texan
(The Democrat Party and the leftist (ABCCBSNBCCNN NYLATIMES)media are a criminal enterprise!)
To: Dave Burns
1. Lurch actually worked for a living
2. Lurch didnt marry Mortisha after Gomez expired
16 posted on
06/30/2004 1:50:10 PM PDT by
joesnuffy
(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
To: Darth Reagan
To: Dave Burns
"Surely someone in Kerry's campaign can figure out a way for him to say, 'Here's my plan..."Forgive my naivete, but why would anyone vote for a candidate who must be told what to say?
To: Dave Burns
This guy Raines is a real bitch, eh?
22 posted on
06/30/2004 2:44:21 PM PDT by
telebob
To: Dave Burns
To: Dave Burns
"I personally find him easier to talk to than Al Gore," writes Raines, "but there's no denying that he's ponderous. And he's pompous in a way that Gore is not. With Gore, you feel that if he could choose, he would have been born poor and cool. Kerry radiates the feeling that he is entitled to his sense of entitlement. Probably that comes from spending too much time with Teddy Kennedy, but it's a problem." The Gore thing reminds me of a piece in MAD Magazine about 1970, called "The Lighter Side of Growing Up." Adult asks Jimmy what he wants to be when he grows up. Jimmy's answer - "A Soda Jerk and a Negro!"
24 posted on
06/30/2004 8:36:09 PM PDT by
DmBarch
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