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Butter Fingers Kerry
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Posted on 09/18/2004 11:24:41 PM PDT by Spackidagoosh



Windows Media Video Here

John Kerry also praised the Ohio State Buckeyes football team--during this visit to Michigan.

Last month, John Kerry lauded "Lambert Field" during a visit to Wisconsin. He has yet to acknowledge Lambeau Field, the historic home of the Green Bay Packers. (Look for a Football Fans For Truth billboard coming soon near Lambeau Field, educating Wisconsin football fans about Kerry.)

What makes the first half of this clip so great is that the coach called a sweep play that involves a pulling guard. For those of you out there that don't know what that means, the short version is that pulling a guard leaves the quarterback less protected on purpose.

This doesn't necessarily mean that the coach meant for Kerry to be tackled, after all the play involves the ball leaving the quarterback's hands relatively quickly when he flips it to a sweeping back. However, the hole that the pulled guard left open allowed for the enterprising young linebacker to easily scramble for the ball in the backfield after Kerry's flip flopped.

It's our guess that the coach merely has a sense of humor. If he were a Republican, he would have called a screen pass.


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1 posted on 09/18/2004 11:24:41 PM PDT by Spackidagoosh
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To: jeex

The past month for Kerry has been one huge fumble. What ever drugs you're taking, please send me some. Now get outta here.


3 posted on 09/18/2004 11:34:48 PM PDT by July 4th (You need to click "Abstimmen")
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To: Rumspringa; Admin Moderator; Conspiracy Guy; Darksheare; MeekOneGOP; Old Sarge
VK/RKBA Ping: Cleanup on Aisle #4.

5 posted on 09/18/2004 11:53:41 PM PDT by TBarnett34 (The Democrats: 9/10 girlie-men in a 9/11 world)
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To: Admin Moderator

Nice shootin', Tex! ;)


6 posted on 09/18/2004 11:54:54 PM PDT by TBarnett34 (The Democrats: 9/10 girlie-men in a 9/11 world)
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To: TBarnett34

LOL that was quick.


7 posted on 09/18/2004 11:54:55 PM PDT by Marak
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To: Marak

Not one with the force Rumspringa was. Lightning up his arse he received.


8 posted on 09/18/2004 11:55:52 PM PDT by TBarnett34 (The Democrats: 9/10 girlie-men in a 9/11 world)
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To: Spackidagoosh

Ok.

Talking Buckeye Football in Michigan..
Big Mistake.

Angering the Cheese heads by not getting the name of that awsome place correct....
Big Mistake....

Getting left to the slam by a guard....
Priceless


9 posted on 09/18/2004 11:58:28 PM PDT by ArmyBratproud (all)
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To: TBarnett34
Not one with the force Rumspringa was. Lightning up his arse he received.

From the Dark Side was he, yes, hmm. Much anger, self-loathing, depression and love of taxes had he. Hmmm, yes.

10 posted on 09/19/2004 2:24:53 AM PDT by Prime Choice (The Religion of Peace ISN'T.)
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To: Spackidagoosh

If I were Kerry I would fire the person who is setting up these goofy photo ops. Those pictures with him playing soccer were especially unflattering.


11 posted on 09/19/2004 2:35:14 AM PDT by Savage Rider
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To: Savage Rider

You know things are bad when Kerry is getting fingered by the butter.


12 posted on 09/19/2004 3:10:58 AM PDT by ponygirl (http://morningjava.blogspot.com)
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To: Spackidagoosh
Nice video. Kerry can be summed up in one word:

Main Entry: 1pho·ny
Variant(s): or pho·ney /'fO-nE/
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): pho·ni·er; -est
Etymology: perhaps alteration of fawney gilded brass ring used in the fawney rig, a confidence game, from Irish fáinne ring, from Old Irish ánne -- more at ANUS
: not genuine or real: as a (1) : intended to deceive or mislead (2) : intended to defraud : COUNTERFEIT b : arousing suspicion : probably dishonest <something phony about the story> c : having no basis in fact : FICTITIOUS <phony publicity stories> d : FALSE, SHAM <a phony name> e : making a false show: as (1) : HYPOCRITICAL (2) : SPECIOUS <has a phony poetic elegance -- New Republic>
- pho·ni·ly /'fO-ni-lE/ adverb
- pho·ni·ness /'fO-nE-n&s/ noun

13 posted on 09/19/2004 3:24:31 AM PDT by spodefly (A bunny-slippered operative in the Vast Right-Wing Pajama Party.)
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To: Spackidagoosh
Watch me pose as a baseball player.
Watch me pose as a football player.
Watch me pose as a soccer player.
Watch me pose as a guitarist.
Watch me pose as a snowboarder.
Watch me pose as a Senator.
Watch me pose as a candidate.
14 posted on 09/19/2004 7:20:51 AM PDT by Dilbert56
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To: Spackidagoosh

I hope his $200.00 pants are grass stained and his hair out of place. I would love to see the picture when he got up and had to make himself pretty again! I bet he hasn't played football in 40 years. He's a phony, lying creep!


15 posted on 09/19/2004 7:24:05 AM PDT by Lucky2 ( 2004 is the year the Yankees will win the World Series and GWB will be re-elected!)
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To: Spackidagoosh

had i been that squad i woulda sent a 46 defense all blitz and give him a taste of hell


16 posted on 09/19/2004 7:30:59 AM PDT by MetalHeadConservative35 (Lions Vs Texans CBS 1:00pm (Lets go 2 and 0 boys!!! go lions!!!))
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To: Dilbert56
Watch me pose as a baseball player. Watch me pose as a football player. Watch me pose as a soccer player. Watch me pose as a guitarist. Watch me pose as a snowboarder. Watch me pose as a Senator. Watch me pose as a candidate.

It is beyond my comprehension to understand why sKerry thinks he has to be everything to everyone. I, for one, do not expect my candidate to be adroit at all activities.

I just want him to be a good leader.

Haven't seen sKerry pose as that yet.

17 posted on 09/19/2004 7:31:18 AM PDT by Blue Eyes (When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.)
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To: Spackidagoosh

That's why I go for Buckeye football...
...er...a... I mean Badger football...

....NO?.....

....ahh...I know I'm in the state of Michigan....ah....Trojan ball....?

This guy's a real piece of work. The fact that he's actually running for president really slams home the notion that anyone can run.


18 posted on 09/19/2004 7:37:19 AM PDT by Fruitbat
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To: TBarnett34
Aw, Jeez! I saw what he posted. What an ar$ehole.

19 posted on 09/19/2004 7:38:52 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Lucky2
I bet he hasn't played football in 40 years.

You think he ever played football. He may have picked splinters on the bench, or perhaps he was the waterboy. I see a likeness:


20 posted on 09/19/2004 7:42:07 AM PDT by PattonReincarnated (Traitors Should be Hung, Not Shot (Use a short rope))
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