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Freeper At the Movies: REVIEW: TEAM AMERICA - WOLRD POLICE
http://www.teamamerica.com/ ^ | 10/15/2004 | Bommer

Posted on 10/15/2004 11:30:12 AM PDT by Bommer

FREEPER REVIEW OF TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE


OK, first I'm a hugh series fan of Trey Parker/Matt Stone fan. Parker is hands down one of the best saterical comedy writers alive today. However this is not South Park... and is DEFINATELY not for kids.

The plot surrounds around an actor named Gary Johnston (Parker) who is recruited off of Broadway after starring in 'LEASE', singing the hit song "Everybody Has AID's" to join TEAM AMERICA by its leader Spotswood to use his increible acting ability to infiltrate Arab terrorist's WMD program and stop it. The World Police are a seriouisly well armed group that can't aim at all and as a result, all things around the world held sacrid get the living hell blown out of it (If you admire the Eiffel Tower, The Louve and the Great Pyramids, kiss it good bye). The ships they use are great and I want those toys!

Like all Buckheimer movies there is a love triangle, between Team American Lisa who had just lost her boyfriend Carson in trying to eradicate Terrorist in Paris. Gary is changed to look like an arab (very badly)to infultrate terrorists headquarters in Cario. The plans go wrong and after a great chase, the terrorists are killed and Team America think that they stopped the WMD threat. But unknown to them, Kim Jung Ill of N. Korea has other plans to create massive chaos by unleashing a global attack.

Using terrorists, he attacks and blows up the Panama Canal. Immediately the leftists in America protest Team America outside of their secret layer (a brilliant converted Mt. Rushmore) Gary confesses his love for Lisa and the most uproariuos scene of Marrionette sex ever filmed occurs. A love Quadrange occurs within team America and Gary leaves the group.

Team America finds out who is behind the Panama Canal attack, and decides to go after Kim and the terrorists. Unknown to Spotswood, Michael Moore infultrates the Team America Layer and destroys it in a jihad attack!

The team is captured and its up to Gary to rescue them.....not knowing that every Liberal puke from Hollywood (you'll love the acroynym of their group) Alec Baldwin, Samuel L. Jackson, Martin Sheen, Matt Daemon, Liv Tyler, Helen Hunt, Jeanne Graloafalo, Tim Robbins and Susan Surandon are forming a coalition to spread love to Kim by going to N. Korea.

Will Gary rescue Team America?
Will every Hollywood puke die a incredible death that I guarentee you'll love?
Will Gary get the girl?
Will Team America be victorious?

Of course! This is a Buckhiemer rip off and all his lame movies end that way!

This is very very anti-Hollywood leftist! It in no way mentions Bush or mocks the war on terror, (like Drudge falsely reported a few weeks back.) The songs are funny as hell! (You will he humming the America song when you leave)

The sets and special effects are incredible! Top notch even out doing Garry Andersons 'Thunderbirds', of which this film is more of a homage to.

Be forwarded that the swearing is intense and crude, but the analogy of sex organs and orafices to patriots, liberals and dictators had me laughing so hard I got a migrain! The humor at times is uneven, but when its on, it's so funny, it hurts!

3 Stars! Bommer says check this out and bring a liberal...they will hate it!


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: liberals; mattstone; moviereview; southpark; teamamerica; treyparker; vocabularyvocabulary
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1 posted on 10/15/2004 11:30:13 AM PDT by Bommer
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To: Bommer
National reviews for this movie are collected at Metacritic.
2 posted on 10/15/2004 11:33:30 AM PDT by denydenydeny
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To: Bommer

Lair.


3 posted on 10/15/2004 11:35:17 AM PDT by tallhappy (Juntos Podemos!)
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To: Bommer

Spelling review: 4 Stars!


4 posted on 10/15/2004 11:36:18 AM PDT by Shermy
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To: tallhappy

Nah, I'm sure he's telling the truth.


5 posted on 10/15/2004 11:37:43 AM PDT by Piranha
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To: Bommer
the most uproariuos scene of Marrionette sex ever filmed occurs

I don't know. That 1922 French De la Recherche du Boison would be hard to beat.

6 posted on 10/15/2004 11:37:51 AM PDT by tallhappy (Juntos Podemos!)
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To: Bommer

I see that "Layer" made it through your spell checker.


7 posted on 10/15/2004 11:39:44 AM PDT by js1138 (Speedy architect of perfect labyrinths.)
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To: tallhappy

What's in the lair?


8 posted on 10/15/2004 11:39:53 AM PDT by Rocko ("... for Kerry the new world war is just a wedge issue.")
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To: Bommer

How did they make fun of Michael Moore?? I wanna see this just for that scene.


9 posted on 10/15/2004 11:40:46 AM PDT by AlexPKeaton04 (Moore and Kerry Please move to France)
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To: dighton; Kenny Bunk

Ping.


10 posted on 10/15/2004 11:41:30 AM PDT by Shermy
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To: Bommer
This is very very anti-Hollywood leftist!

Phil Hendrie says it's not just a "skewering" but a "full-on prison rape of Hollywood" and that this is the main theme. Sounds cool.

11 posted on 10/15/2004 11:42:18 AM PDT by snarkpup (I'm not suspicious; I'm prudent. - Burt Gummer)
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To: AlexPKeaton04
He's a suicide bomber, I understand.

Any film that ticks off Sean Penn has to be worth seeing.

12 posted on 10/15/2004 11:42:27 AM PDT by Rocko ("... for Kerry the new world war is just a wedge issue.")
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To: denydenydeny

The San Francisco Chronicle is such a joke.


13 posted on 10/15/2004 11:43:02 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Shermy; tallhappy

ahh the SPELLING NAZI's; FORUM POLICE! Out enforce correct Grammer in forums around the world!


14 posted on 10/15/2004 11:43:22 AM PDT by Bommer ( Bush met the First Lady at a BBQ? That's Love brotha!" - stainlessbanner)
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To: tallhappy
Lair.

AIDS.

Hope this guy has another means of making a living.

15 posted on 10/15/2004 11:43:33 AM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: Bommer
Out enforce correct Grammer in forums around the world!

And now you've attracted the attention of the Vocabulary Police, too.

16 posted on 10/15/2004 11:44:30 AM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: EveningStar

Ping


17 posted on 10/15/2004 11:45:37 AM PDT by ecurbh (Albatross!)
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To: AlexPKeaton04
How did they make fun of Michael Moore?? I wanna see this just for that scene.

Very small scene. He's covered in food denouncing Team America. He then becomes a suicide bomber to destroy Team America. The way they kill these Hollywood leftists alone deserves an academy award!

18 posted on 10/15/2004 11:46:18 AM PDT by Bommer ( Bush met the First Lady at a BBQ? That's Love brotha!" - stainlessbanner)
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To: Hank Rearden

kill me now!


19 posted on 10/15/2004 11:46:49 AM PDT by Bommer ( Bush met the First Lady at a BBQ? That's Love brotha!" - stainlessbanner)
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To: Hank Rearden

there are several layers in their lair.


20 posted on 10/15/2004 11:47:39 AM PDT by RolandBurnam
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