ZOT! To the Good People of the World

A concerned citizen

[pepperdog]

We're supposed to get money? Gee, I thought we were supposed to send money.

[toledocon]

[woofie]

Quick change the electoral process ...your guy lost

[little rebel]

"Troll...what troll? I have no internet access. I'm series. Am I logged in?"

[stands2reason]

Actually it's rather like raccoon. It's best to trap the troll live and feed him good food and Mark Steyn to clean out his system before you kill him, otherwise the meat has a strong gamey rotten-fruit Koolaid flavor.

Hey, ping me every once in a while to the UT --- I don't have the link saved.

[Desdemona]

Our media is corrupt.

Well, one true statement, anyway.

Troll.

[Lady Jag]

Point One:   Dems are so freaking stupid they don't know when to quit.

Point Two:   They're too late

Point Three:

[stands2reason]

Suicide is an option. As a matter of fact, I think it's the only possible option for you right now. Bon Voyage.

That's ridiculous. Suicide is hardly the only option. There's always the choice of developing a good smack habit.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks - I figured that that bunny with a pancake on its head could use a day off.

[DJ MacWoW]

WE need some help y’all.

I'm sorry. Free Republic doesn't dispense meds. Just freedom.

[Fedora]

"otherwise the meat has a strong gamey rotten-fruit Koolaid flavor"

LOL! Sounds like maybe it tastes more like stuned beeber :)

[stands2reason]

ROFLMAO!!!

[mabelkitty]

In the words of Pauline Kael: There is no possibility that Richard Nixon won for President. I don't know anybody who voted for him.

[tet68]

. There is no popular support for Bush, only Bush freepers on the net paid for by homeland security

Hunh, didn't get my HS check this month.
Oh well, they'll just post it to my Visa later like
they always do.

[clamper1797]

More like shitebyrd

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Paging Tom Ridge... I haven't been paid this week. Where's my check?

We are switching to a bi-monthly system. Checks will be sent on the 15th and will include your usual "We Won!" Bonus.

We are asking all of you to switch to the e-time card system to maximize efficiency.

Trolling on DU is still considered hazardous duty but as of Wednesday the "pretend union thug" and the "pretend dirty peacenik" projects are canceled until further notice.

You may continue to do this on your own but you will only receive straight time not double time.

[Cooltouch]

Well, I agree with the corrupt media part. :)

[TASMANIANRED]

Julie London ping

Why don't you cry me a river, cry me a river.

[JamminJAY]

Mr Byrd please Click here.

[DTogo]

Byrd.... "Sheets" Byrd??