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A Sorry Bunch
OpinionJournal - Best of the Web Today ^ | 11/8/04 | James Taranto

Posted on 11/08/2004 8:19:35 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom

We can't tell if this is parody or self-parody, though we suspect the latter--and in either case, it's hilarious. Late last week a new Web site, SorryEverybody.com, appeared on the scene. Here's its manifesto:

Some of us--hopefully most of us--are trying to understand and appreciate the effect our recent election will have on you, the citizens of the rest of the world. As our so-called leaders redouble their efforts to screw you over, please remember that some of us--hopefully most of us--are truly, truly sorry. And we'll say we're sorry, even on the behalf of the ones who aren't.
The site features a photo gallery of sad sacks holding up signs saying things like "49% of us still hate Bush" and "Everybody, half of Ohio is really, really sorry. Don't hate us."

Already there's a metaparody, a site called WereNotSorry.com: "A majority of us went out and voted on Nov. 2nd for President Bush. There is no reason for us to apologize to the rest of the world because of our belief in Freedom and Democracy." Its photo gallery features such slogans as "Sorry we won! In your face!"

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TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: apologists; commies; democrats; idiots; ignoramus; jamestaranto; leftisthate; leftists; losers; morons; nitwits; repulsive; sadsacks; snivelers; traitors; weirdos; whiners
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Browse through this gallery. The vile hatred of these people will make your head spin.
1 posted on 11/08/2004 8:19:36 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

"We are truly sorry..." for being pathetic pantywaists. 49% still hate Bush? 52% of us DON'T give a rat's rear-end! Put that in your pipe (or bong) and smoke it!


2 posted on 11/08/2004 8:22:17 PM PST by pkp1184
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Some of thos pics are actually quite hilarious. The website is obviously not a self-parody, though. Those people are quite serious.

Now that my sides have stopped hurting, I'm going to go view a few more.

3 posted on 11/08/2004 8:23:28 PM PST by Texas Eagle ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was never reasoned into." Jonathan Swift)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Is there an America, love it or leave it, site yet? There should be.


4 posted on 11/08/2004 8:23:34 PM PST by BallyBill (First Kerry, now the Media shall fall !!)
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To: BallyBill

What a bunch of maladriots. They don't realize that with Bush as president they have a better future.


5 posted on 11/08/2004 8:27:28 PM PST by gortklattu (check out thotline dot com)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Yep, they really are a SORRY Bunch.

I have a few suggestions

(1) A Calender
(2) An Alarm Clock
(3) A Clue

Those three things will help them get off of the Government teat.
6 posted on 11/08/2004 8:29:20 PM PST by TexasTransplant (It is UNAmerican to put the UN before America)
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To: TexasTransplant

How about a dictionary and a book on grammar?


7 posted on 11/08/2004 8:33:48 PM PST by AJS
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To: TexasTransplant
I would add:

1) Soap and water

2) Self esteem

3)Psychoanalysis

8 posted on 11/08/2004 8:34:06 PM PST by glennherman (a gun in every home, gays back in the closet, Islam crushed, commies jailed, etc., ad infinitum)
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To: glennherman

1) a comb

2) a toothbrush

3) some class

4) some grammar classes

4) a life


9 posted on 11/08/2004 8:37:32 PM PST by jennyjenny
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To: glennherman

1) a comb

2) a toothbrush

3) some class

4) some grammar classes

5) a life


10 posted on 11/08/2004 8:37:53 PM PST by jennyjenny
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To: BallyBill
Try this one.
11 posted on 11/08/2004 8:38:54 PM PST by secret garden (Exit polls? We don't need no stinkin' exit polls!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

See post #11.


12 posted on 11/08/2004 8:39:20 PM PST by secret garden (Exit polls? We don't need no stinkin' exit polls!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Camp Schadenfreude
13 posted on 11/08/2004 8:40:41 PM PST by Nick Danger (www.swiftvets.com www.swiftvetsandpows.com www.wintersoldier.com www.kerrylied.com)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
I looked up "loser" in my Funk & Wagnall and all their pictures were there....
14 posted on 11/08/2004 8:42:44 PM PST by clintonh8r (Turns out the Moral Majority is both!!)
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To: Americanwolfsbrother

Ping to sorry appologists make the big time


15 posted on 11/08/2004 8:43:37 PM PST by Americanwolf (8th November 2004......The day that U.S. Marines with Iraq Defense forces fight to free Fallujah!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I feel dumber for just visiting that site. Who are they appologizing to anyway? France, the residents of Cotes d'Ivory?


16 posted on 11/08/2004 8:43:58 PM PST by Sthitch
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
I like this site much better:

We're Not Sorry

Boys and girls, there's no question WE have the lookers.


17 posted on 11/08/2004 8:45:09 PM PST by JoJo Gunn (More than two lawyers in any Country constitutes a terrorist organization. )
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Who ARE these people? When did treason, betrayal and cowardice become so commonplace and accepted by so many of a country's populace? And WHO are they apologizing to?

When did incessant whining and poor sportsmanship become so prevalent?

Notice how few if any mentioned Kerry at all? It's all about hating Bush. I predict they'll all be becoming Muslims next. Look for the radical leftist women to start wearing headscarf's or burkas next as a statement of "solidarity" with the "insurgents".
18 posted on 11/08/2004 8:49:38 PM PST by garyhope
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Look you ugly skank, you can't speak for 1/2 of the South since 1/2 of them
DID NOT vote for the TRAITOR!

19 posted on 11/08/2004 9:21:49 PM PST by PhotoFixer3
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