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Legal pot? Legal gay marriage? Universal health care? What's next, free porn and candy? (Morford)
SFGate.com ^ | December 15 2004 | Mark Morford (hot for Sven Robinson)

Posted on 12/15/2004 10:26:23 AM PST by RightWingAtheist

Did you hear the screams? Did you feel the menacing chill? Did you see the black and ominous clouds, moving north? Did you sense, in other words, the very presence of Satan himself as he laughed maniacally and tossed around bucketfuls of ultrathin condoms and little travel-size packets of Astroglide like confetti while riding his Harley Softail up to Toronto or maybe Edmonton to join the ghastly and sodomitic celebrations?

Because it's happened. Canada's high court just ruled that the government can, if it so desires, redefine marriage to include gay couples, which it has declared it will do almost immediately, thus solidifying Canada's place as the chilly yet mellow and gay friendly and hockey-riffic epicenter of all known hell.

It's true. It's rather amazing. Gay marriage will be completely legal in Canada very soon. It's been oddly ignored in much of the U.S. media and hasn't really been much discussed among those in the terrified red states except when, deep in the night, from their respective lumpy twin beds, they whisper to each other across the room as they pop their Ambien and stroke their portfolios and curse their very genitals: oh my God what's wrong with those freakin' Canadians?

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Mark Morford, ladies and gentlemen. If he didn't exist, FReepers would have to invent him.

Note to Mods: the title had to be shortened in order to post.

1 posted on 12/15/2004 10:26:24 AM PST by RightWingAtheist
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To: RightWingAtheist

The psycho spews forth his venom, as usual. This guy really needs to get a grip.


2 posted on 12/15/2004 10:28:53 AM PST by exnavychick (Just my two cents, as usual.)
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To: exnavychick

If I'm not mistaken, I think he would actually like the free pot and drugs next. Better to dull his mind and help him deal with the tragedy which is his life.


3 posted on 12/15/2004 10:30:41 AM PST by bpjam (I don't know what a neo-con is and neither does anybody else.)
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To: RightWingAtheist
"What's next, free porn and candy?"

Sign me up!!! /sarcasm

Hey Satan rides a softail, so does my husband. People say he looks like Satan. Go figure.

4 posted on 12/15/2004 10:30:51 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!)
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To: RightWingAtheist

On the one hand, he's infuriating. On the other, he's good for a laugh. And he just makes the left's problems so obvious and clear.


5 posted on 12/15/2004 10:31:55 AM PST by susiek
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To: RightWingAtheist
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...

Do I hafta?

6 posted on 12/15/2004 10:32:03 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: bpjam

Maybe it would make for more interesting articles, lol. He'd probably be a lot less hostile if he were tokin' some reefer while he wrote it.

BWAHAHAHA!


7 posted on 12/15/2004 10:32:11 AM PST by exnavychick (Just my two cents, as usual.)
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To: RightWingAtheist

Day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute, he becomes more unhinged from reality.


8 posted on 12/15/2004 10:33:28 AM PST by TheBigB (Smartass remarks $5.00...with extra pithiness $2.00 more!)
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To: RightWingAtheist

Ms Morford needs her thorazine suppostories stat!


9 posted on 12/15/2004 10:35:40 AM PST by gopwinsin04
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To: exnavychick

I read the entire article, and it didn't seem very venemous to me.


10 posted on 12/15/2004 10:36:50 AM PST by stuartcr
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To: stuartcr

He usually is...so I guess I see things that aren't there, lol.


11 posted on 12/15/2004 10:37:44 AM PST by exnavychick (Just my two cents, as usual.)
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To: RightWingAtheist

I could go for free candy. Especially chocolate


12 posted on 12/15/2004 10:38:26 AM PST by rogers21774 (The guilty taketh the truth to be hard, for it cutteth them to the very center.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Help! I'm trapped inside Mark Morford!

13 posted on 12/15/2004 10:38:27 AM PST by RightWingAtheist (Marxism-the creationism of the left)
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To: stuartcr

But I must add that he still is inserting sexual overtones to his article, and that is just wearisome. He needs a new shtick.


14 posted on 12/15/2004 10:38:36 AM PST by exnavychick (Just my two cents, as usual.)
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To: exnavychick

I've never read anything of his before, but in this article, much of it sounds accurate.


15 posted on 12/15/2004 10:38:40 AM PST by stuartcr
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To: exnavychick

Without going point by point, I think I have an easy answer for him: Move to Canada, you raving lunatic.


16 posted on 12/15/2004 10:39:05 AM PST by phelanw
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To: stuartcr

Google him, or check out his archives...it's eye opening!


17 posted on 12/15/2004 10:39:27 AM PST by exnavychick (Just my two cents, as usual.)
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To: phelanw

I wouldn't wish him on my worst enemy...he wouldn't live long enough for them to get the full effect, LOL!


18 posted on 12/15/2004 10:40:18 AM PST by exnavychick (Just my two cents, as usual.)
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To: exnavychick

I guarantee you, you'll have to pry that boy's "gun" from his cold, dead hands.


19 posted on 12/15/2004 10:40:27 AM PST by Old Professer (The accidental trumps the purposeful in every endeavor attended by the incompetent.)
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To: exnavychick

I guess it helps make a living.


20 posted on 12/15/2004 10:42:25 AM PST by stuartcr
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