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The Storm That Ate The GOP (Morford alert)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 9/14/05 | Mark Morford

Posted on 09/14/2005 5:00:05 PM PDT by Crackingham

Can you hear that? That low scraping moan, that painful scream, that compressed hissing wail like the sound of an angry alligator caught in a vise? Why, it's the GOP, and they're screaming, "No, no it can't be, oh my God, please no, this damnable Katrina thing is just an unstoppable PR disaster for us!"

After all (they wail), who woulda thought dissing all those poor black people and letting so many of them die in filth and misery in the Superdome while our pampered CEO president enjoyed yet another vacation would cause such an ugly backlash, such harsh criticism of the glorious, rich-über-alles GOP creed?

Who knew it would lay bare our deeply inbred agenda of social injustice and civil neglect, and our systematic abuse of the country? This storm thing is so not the thing we need right now because, oh my God look, just look! We've been so golden! We've had the run of the candy store! We have been gods among swine!

Can you hear them? Hastert to DeLay to Frist to Santorum to Rove to Cheney to Bush himself, across the board and all down the snickering party line they keen, "It's not fair! We've been planning this regime, this overthrow for 40 years! We've worked so damn hard to drive a wedge into the culture and an ice pick into the heart of the nation, working like demons on meth to mangle this country's economy and sense of pride so as to boost corporate profits and lock down our wealth and empire!"

And now Katrina. And now a furious backlash we never predicted that could very well spell the death of our wanton free-for-all gluttony. Damn you, Mother Nature! Damn you, uppity female!

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


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1 posted on 09/14/2005 5:00:05 PM PDT by Crackingham
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To: Crackingham

The SFC --- read no further. If it didn't come out of S.F., I would blame ScrappleFace for this one...


2 posted on 09/14/2005 5:01:58 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: Crackingham

You can time the tides by Morfords menstrual cycle. Every month he puts out a PMS driven hate article about Bush..


3 posted on 09/14/2005 5:02:16 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Wake of the Flood..)
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To: Crackingham

We have been gods among swine!

LOL! He's obviously referring to Democrats here.


4 posted on 09/14/2005 5:02:48 PM PDT by Arkie2 (Mega super duper moose, whine, cheese, series, zot, viking kitties, barf alert!)
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To: Crackingham

that compressed hissing wail like the sound of an angry alligator caught in a vise



My imagination has produced numerous scenarios on how he knows this. I think he is an idiot.


5 posted on 09/14/2005 5:07:26 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 ( Heaven on Earth is where the nearest Starbucks is 60 miles away.)
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To: Crackingham; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; ...
Keywords! I need keywords!
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This-Is-Not-A-Ping-List ping!

[Freepmail me to get on or off this Not-A-Ping-List.]

6 posted on 09/14/2005 5:07:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Every family should have a crew-served weapon.")
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"My column is an odd mutation, a sly serendipitous Frankensteinian thing I invented from scratch."

His own words!

7 posted on 09/14/2005 5:10:52 PM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: Crackingham

Jesus H...

Guy writes like a 12 year old kid.


8 posted on 09/14/2005 5:11:28 PM PDT by johnnyBbad
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To: Crackingham

More like the storm that ate the welfare state.


9 posted on 09/14/2005 5:14:57 PM PDT by John Lenin
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To: Crackingham
Can you hear that? That low scraping moan, that painful scream, that compressed hissing wail like the sound of an angry alligator caught in a vise?

This prose, coming from Morford, evokes mental images that I did not need....

10 posted on 09/14/2005 5:18:16 PM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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"Guy writes like a 12 year old kid."


Oh, puh-leeze!!! You insult every 12-year old I know!!!

This twerp is on a time-share brain, and it was NOT his day for the "share".


11 posted on 09/14/2005 5:19:32 PM PDT by Maria S
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Wishful thinking. Dems have no ideas. Voters that hate them still hate them. Polls of likely voters show little to no change. GW is Pres until Jan 2009. Newspaper columnist are irrelevant until then and given the complete intellectual bankruptcy on the Hysteric Left, probably the rest of their lives.
12 posted on 09/14/2005 5:21:36 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (Professional Journalism the Buggy Whip makers of the 21st century)
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"No, no it can't be, oh my God, please no, this damnable Katrina thing is just an unstoppable PR disaster for us!"

Those who mistake their propaganda for reality are doomed to severe disappointment.

13 posted on 09/14/2005 5:22:45 PM PDT by sourcery ("Compelling State Interest" is the refuge of judicial activist traitors against the Constitution)
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To: crazyhorse691

I think his girdle and panties are too tight;)


14 posted on 09/14/2005 5:25:09 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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I think his girdle and panties are too tight;)



I can't even contemplate that picture. My mind just shuts down.


15 posted on 09/14/2005 5:30:37 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 ( Heaven on Earth is where the nearest Starbucks is 60 miles away.)
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To: Crackingham
Relatively speaking, this is not bad for Ms. Morford, since there is no mention of the plight of ass pirates affected by the hurricane.
16 posted on 09/14/2005 5:38:11 PM PDT by GATOR NAVY (Back at sea on my sixth gator)
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DOUCHE BAG!

Wishing and hoping won't make it true, you blithering, socialist/communist idiot. Live in that sewer that has become San Fransisco, I could care less. Your brain has become a cesspool just like the town you live in. Up your nose with a rubber hose, scum sucker!

17 posted on 09/14/2005 5:38:30 PM PDT by timydnuc (I'll die on my feet before I'll live on my knees.)
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To: Crackingham

Nonsense. I hope they really try to make an issue of the NO relief.


18 posted on 09/14/2005 5:57:24 PM PDT by Nuc1 (NUC1 Sub pusher SSN 668)
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...who woulda thought dissing all those poor black people and letting so many of them die in filth and misery...

New Orleans has been run (into the ground) by dumbocraps for the past 60 or so years, how is it suddenly the GOP's fault? I never heard of this writer but he's a carbon copy of every other leftist liberal hack in the press.

19 posted on 09/14/2005 6:11:07 PM PDT by infidel29 ("By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail." --Benjamin Franklin)
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Gosh...seems to me the socialists at the SFC haven't seen the latest Gallup poll....LOL!!!


20 posted on 09/14/2005 6:13:34 PM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!)
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