3 N.C. Men Charged With Performing Castrations

www.foxnews.com ^ | April 1, 2006 | AP

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday. "It's extremely bizarre," District Attorney Michael Bonfoey said in a telephone interview. "It's incredible the amount of ways that people can find to run afoul of the law." Sheriff's investigators said Richard Sciara, 61, Danny Reeves, 49, and Michael Mendez, 60, admitted performing at least eight surgeries, including castrations and testicle replacements, on six consenting clients over the past year. None of the three is licensed to practice medicine, officials said. The suspects, all residents of the house in Haywood County, in western North Carolina, where the surgeries were allegedly performed, were arrested Thursday. They were being held

[Gritty]

Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators.

They probably got a package deal. After all, there wasn't much there to start with!

[JoeSixPack1]

I know you like to brag marteen, but your recreational medical proceedures are a private matter.

And to think,, you could have gotten a boob job and still been as popular as ever! :-)

[ovrtaxt]

Say, Cletis!

Yah, Jimmie Ray?

Uh, let's have a party!

O-kaye.

Yup. Lets just invite only fellers, and, uh, lets git real drunk.

Uh-huh...

And, uh, lets tie each other up in the basement....

Uh-huh...

And lets chop each uthers nuts off!

O-Kaye! I'll git the rolo dex now! You fetch a fresh jug from the still.

Yee haw! A party!!

Uh, don't forget to call ol' Mr. Haney. He's a scoutmaster! Prolly knows lotsa sailor knots.

[Redcloak]

HA! It's April Fools' Day and I can see that you're joking. Everyone knows that you can't remove what was never there.

[pax_et_bonum]

I'd be happy to, Hot Soup! You're now a member of the Dungeon Castrations and Testicle Replacements ping list!

;-)

[Billthedrill]

Well, dang it, anyone who chopped off one o' mah danglers had better replace it! Kids these days...

[P.O.E.]

Part of Hillary's Health Care Reform?

[ArmstedFragg]

It's a self-limiting phenomenon. It'll be pretty much over in one generation.

[Diddle E. Squat]

An underground castration I can sort of understand, as disturbed as that may be, but what's the point of a "testicle replacement"??

Brass? Or church bells?

[fish hawk]

So that explains it. LOL

[lafroste]

Clem and Leroy and me was just sittin' around one day and Clem said 'Hey, I'll bet some old boys would pay us to whack off their stones.

STOP it, you're killing me here! ROFLMAO

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

"Thnk I'll replace mine with oranges. That way, if I ever get kicked, at least I'll have orange juice for my trouble."

Yeah, and getting kicked there wouldn't hurt much either. Imagine how shocked your assailant would be to have you dust yourself off and say, "All right, urine trouble now... want some orange juice?" (You wouldn't fight, of course, because, well, you're castrated...)

[Constitution Day]

The ball is in your court.

LOL!

[P8riot]

CIRCUMSCISSORS

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

Ewwwww!