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3 N.C. Men Charged With Performing Castrations
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| April 1, 2006
| AP
Posted on 04/01/2006 5:31:43 AM PST by Millicent_Hornswaggle
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
The castrations are weird enough. The testicle replacements are what make this whole episode kinky.
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posted on
04/01/2006 5:47:38 AM PST
by
RichInOC
("My dog, Magic, was intrigued by them and tried to chew them and then tried to play with them.")
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
EZ Off Castrator
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posted on
04/01/2006 5:49:00 AM PST
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Hmmmmmm......testicle replacement, eh.....
Thnk I'll replace mine with oranges. That way, if I ever get kicked, at least I'll have orange juice for my trouble.
To: Mom MD
Can tomorrow come soon enough?No one would dare invent such lunacy for April Fools.
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posted on
04/01/2006 5:50:24 AM PST
by
dighton
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
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posted on
04/01/2006 5:51:19 AM PST
by
M. Dodge Thomas
(More of the same, only with more zeros at the end.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Bizarre isn't the word. Did anyone die?
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posted on
04/01/2006 5:52:30 AM PST
by
TheSpottedOwl
("Life is a box of chocolates. Eat them before they eat you ".---me.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
This was to be the begining of the re-emergance of the castrati. They were planning to take the opera world by storm. "Some Baroque operas with parts for castrati are so complex and difficult that they cannot be performed today."
Of course they coulda been just some nard nixin' freaks too. "Bungie plums removal service, how can we help?"
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posted on
04/01/2006 5:52:35 AM PST
by
Sax
To: M. Dodge Thomas
To: Flatus I. Maximus
This puts me at ease. shaking my head.
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posted on
04/01/2006 5:54:01 AM PST
by
boomop1
(there you go again)
To: thoughtomator
"Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators." BUT, soon after the surgery began, it was discovered their 'bags' were empty!
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posted on
04/01/2006 5:55:45 AM PST
by
harpu
( "...it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not!")
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To: Constitution Day; martin_fierro
If you used these, they everybody would know when you were coming.
To: thoughtomator
LOL!
HBO is developing a pilot based on our GOP Senators... 'The Castrati's'
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posted on
04/01/2006 5:59:19 AM PST
by
johnny7
(“Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.”)
To: AntiGuv
They had second thoughts?
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posted on
04/01/2006 6:00:33 AM PST
by
brwnsuga
(Black, Proud, Conservative!)
To: DB
I had a testical removed in '70' when I had cancer.
There was some talk of a replacement, but I told them
if I can't take it out and hide stuff in it, what's the point!
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posted on
04/01/2006 6:05:33 AM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
>>"This is just plain nuts.">>
No, not any more.
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posted on
04/01/2006 6:05:41 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: All
I think this is one of the funniest threads that I have ever read. I can't stop laughing!
To: itsinthebag
Well with a name like that . . .
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posted on
04/01/2006 6:09:33 AM PST
by
dighton
To: thoughtomator
Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators.At last, the cause of RINO syndrome is discovered.
To: dighton
Well with a name like that . . . That's what I mean! Too funny!
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