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3 N.C. Men Charged With Performing Castrations
www.foxnews.com ^ | April 1, 2006 | AP

Posted on 04/01/2006 5:31:43 AM PST by Millicent_Hornswaggle

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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
The castrations are weird enough. The testicle replacements are what make this whole episode kinky.
21 posted on 04/01/2006 5:47:38 AM PST by RichInOC ("My dog, Magic, was intrigued by them and tried to chew them and then tried to play with them.")
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle


EZ Off Castrator
22 posted on 04/01/2006 5:49:00 AM PST by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Hmmmmmm......testicle replacement, eh.....


Thnk I'll replace mine with oranges. That way, if I ever get kicked, at least I'll have orange juice for my trouble.


23 posted on 04/01/2006 5:49:39 AM PST by RightOnline
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To: Mom MD
Can tomorrow come soon enough?

No one would dare invent such lunacy for April Fools.

24 posted on 04/01/2006 5:50:24 AM PST by dighton
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Legitimate medical procedure, in some cases. But..

"It is important to be realistic about your expectations of a testicular implant. There may be some scarring and it may not to be possible to exactly match the implant with your other testicle. Your consultant will discuss these aspects with you prior to your operation."

http://www.bupahospitals.co.uk/asp/cosmetic/men/body_reshaping/testicular_implants.asp
25 posted on 04/01/2006 5:51:19 AM PST by M. Dodge Thomas (More of the same, only with more zeros at the end.)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Bizarre isn't the word. Did anyone die?


26 posted on 04/01/2006 5:52:30 AM PST by TheSpottedOwl ("Life is a box of chocolates. Eat them before they eat you ".---me.)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

This was to be the begining of the re-emergance of the castrati. They were planning to take the opera world by storm. "Some Baroque operas with parts for castrati are so complex and difficult that they cannot be performed today."

Of course they coulda been just some nard nixin' freaks too. "Bungie plums removal service, how can we help?"


27 posted on 04/01/2006 5:52:35 AM PST by Sax
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To: M. Dodge Thomas

To much information!!!


28 posted on 04/01/2006 5:53:47 AM PST by Millicent_Hornswaggle (Retired US Marine wife)
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To: Flatus I. Maximus

This puts me at ease. shaking my head.


29 posted on 04/01/2006 5:54:01 AM PST by boomop1 (there you go again)
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To: thoughtomator
"Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators."

BUT, soon after the surgery began, it was discovered their 'bags' were empty!

30 posted on 04/01/2006 5:55:45 AM PST by harpu ( "...it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not!")
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To: Constitution Day; martin_fierro

If you used these, they everybody would know when you were coming.

32 posted on 04/01/2006 5:58:08 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: thoughtomator
LOL!

HBO is developing a pilot based on our GOP Senators... 'The Castrati's'

33 posted on 04/01/2006 5:59:19 AM PST by johnny7 (ďNah, I ainít Jewish, I just donít dig on swine, thatís all.Ē)
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To: AntiGuv

They had second thoughts?


34 posted on 04/01/2006 6:00:33 AM PST by brwnsuga (Black, Proud, Conservative!)
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To: DB

I had a testical removed in '70' when I had cancer.
There was some talk of a replacement, but I told them
if I can't take it out and hide stuff in it, what's the point!


35 posted on 04/01/2006 6:05:33 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

>>"This is just plain nuts.">>

No, not any more.


36 posted on 04/01/2006 6:05:41 AM PST by Ditter
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I think this is one of the funniest threads that I have ever read. I can't stop laughing!


37 posted on 04/01/2006 6:08:48 AM PST by itsinthebag (E)
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To: itsinthebag

Well with a name like that . . .


38 posted on 04/01/2006 6:09:33 AM PST by dighton
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To: thoughtomator
Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators.

At last, the cause of RINO syndrome is discovered.

39 posted on 04/01/2006 6:09:52 AM PST by vox humana
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To: dighton
Well with a name like that . . .

That's what I mean! Too funny!

40 posted on 04/01/2006 6:10:25 AM PST by itsinthebag (E)
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