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3 N.C. Men Charged With Performing Castrations
www.foxnews.com ^ | April 1, 2006 | AP

Posted on 04/01/2006 5:31:43 AM PST by Millicent_Hornswaggle

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April Fool's Day ???


41 posted on 04/01/2006 6:11:23 AM PST by Mayflower Sister (DEMOCRAT: THE PARTY OF COWARDS AND TRAITORS, and I almost forgot... BABY KILLERS)
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To: itsinthebag
I think this is one of the funniest threads that I have ever read. I can't stop laughing!

Well, sure, YOU can laugh!

Not everyone has it 'inthebag', as it were.

42 posted on 04/01/2006 6:13:02 AM PST by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism.)
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To: thoughtomator

Now we know why Republican Senators have no balls.


43 posted on 04/01/2006 6:14:24 AM PST by sport
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To: Mayflower Sister

Nope, it's also on ABCNEWS.COM.


44 posted on 04/01/2006 6:14:38 AM PST by Millicent_Hornswaggle (Retired US Marine wife)
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To: tet68

I had a friend who lost an eye in Vietnam. His favorite joke was dropping the glass replacement in a drink and then complaining to the waitress.


45 posted on 04/01/2006 6:16:35 AM PST by johnny7 (ďNah, I ainít Jewish, I just donít dig on swine, thatís all.Ē)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Reminds me of a scene from Pulp Fiction...


46 posted on 04/01/2006 6:17:08 AM PST by TSgt (Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
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To: thoughtomator
Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators.

Now, that's funny!!! Oh, hell...no it's not.....it's truthful.

47 posted on 04/01/2006 6:18:23 AM PST by Loud Mime ("Countdown" - A documentary about Keith Olbermann's dwindling IQ)
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To: Reaganesque
That was their problem: they had a sharp knife. They should have used:


48 posted on 04/01/2006 6:19:12 AM PST by Flatus I. Maximus
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

I left my heart in San Francisco, but I left my testicles in Charlotte.

What do you bet that there was a 'smug alert' in that neighborhood.


49 posted on 04/01/2006 6:21:51 AM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

"Clem and Leroy and me was just sittin' around one day and Clem said 'Hey, I'll bet some old boys would pay us to whack off their stones.' So one thing leads to another and before we'all know it . . . "

Just when you thought you seen it all. . .


50 posted on 04/01/2006 6:21:53 AM PST by NaughtiusMaximus (DO NOT read to the end of this tagline . . . Oh, $#@%^, there you went and did it.)
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To: sport

Doctor Hillary will see you now!


51 posted on 04/01/2006 6:24:34 AM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: AntiGuv
but what's the point of a "testicle replacement"??

Something to fill the void?

Neuticles

52 posted on 04/01/2006 6:30:09 AM PST by DumpsterDiver
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No amateurs, please.
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53 posted on 04/01/2006 6:50:18 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; ...



54 posted on 04/01/2006 7:04:50 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (I am the Israeli Lobby.)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Niiiice Mullet:

In this undated photo provided by the Haywood County (N.C.) Sheriff's Office, Michael Mendez is shown. At least six men came to western North Carolina, some from as far away as South America, to have their genitals mutilated in what police described Friday, March 31, 2006, as a sadomasochistic "dungeon." Three men, including Mendez, have been charged with illegal castration in the case, Haywood County Sheriff Tom Alexander and District Attorney Michael Bonfoey said. The sheriff and prosecutor said the victims were willing participants in the procedures. (AP Photo/Haywood County Sheriff's Office via the Asheville Citizen Times)

55 posted on 04/01/2006 7:27:37 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Send the castrated balls to Bush so he will get tough on the illegal immigration problem, because he has lost his somewhere in tackling this issue.


56 posted on 04/01/2006 8:03:58 AM PST by hodaka
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To: thoughtomator
Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators.

LOL! I just blew coffee all over my keyboard. ;o)

57 posted on 04/01/2006 8:09:40 AM PST by NRA2BFree (IF THEY GIVE THE INVADERS AMNESTY, IT WILL START CIVIL WAR I)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Man, that really took balls.


58 posted on 04/01/2006 8:11:35 AM PST by NRA2BFree (IF THEY GIVE THE INVADERS AMNESTY, IT WILL START CIVIL WAR I)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
"If you used these, they everybody would know when you were coming."

Was that a Freudian slip?

59 posted on 04/01/2006 8:21:15 AM PST by patriot_wes
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To: patriot_wes

Of course not.


60 posted on 04/01/2006 8:22:35 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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