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3 N.C. Men Charged With Performing Castrations
www.foxnews.com ^ | April 1, 2006 | AP

Posted on 04/01/2006 5:31:43 AM PST by Millicent_Hornswaggle

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To: thoughtomator
Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators.

They probably got a package deal. After all, there wasn't much there to start with!

61 posted on 04/01/2006 8:35:00 AM PST by Gritty (Estrogen, not testosterone, is the elixir of choice at our State Department Wesley Pruden)
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To: martin_fierro

I know you like to brag marteen, but your recreational medical proceedures are a private matter.

And to think,, you could have gotten a boob job and still been as popular as ever! :-)


62 posted on 04/01/2006 8:48:01 AM PST by JoeSixPack1
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle; thoughtomator; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

Say, Cletis!

Yah, Jimmie Ray?

Uh, let's have a party!

O-kaye.

Yup. Lets just invite only fellers, and, uh, lets git real drunk.

Uh-huh...

And, uh, lets tie each other up in the basement....

Uh-huh...

And lets chop each uthers nuts off!

O-Kaye! I'll git the rolo dex now! You fetch a fresh jug from the still.

Yee haw! A party!!

Uh, don't forget to call ol' Mr. Haney. He's a scoutmaster! Prolly knows lotsa sailor knots.


63 posted on 04/01/2006 9:04:20 AM PST by ovrtaxt (Join the FR folding team!! http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=teampage&teamnum=36120)
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To: thoughtomator

HA! It's April Fools' Day and I can see that you're joking. Everyone knows that you can't remove what was never there.


64 posted on 04/01/2006 9:06:34 AM PST by Redcloak (WARNING: This post may irritate John McCain.)
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To: Hot Soup

I'd be happy to, Hot Soup! You're now a member of the Dungeon Castrations and Testicle Replacements ping list!

;-)


65 posted on 04/01/2006 9:33:41 AM PST by pax_et_bonum
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Well, dang it, anyone who chopped off one o' mah danglers had better replace it! Kids these days...
66 posted on 04/01/2006 9:48:01 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Part of Hillary's Health Care Reform?


67 posted on 04/01/2006 9:51:34 AM PST by P.O.E.
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
It's a self-limiting phenomenon. It'll be pretty much over in one generation.
68 posted on 04/01/2006 9:54:13 AM PST by ArmstedFragg
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To: AntiGuv
An underground castration I can sort of understand, as disturbed as that may be, but what's the point of a "testicle replacement"??

Brass? Or church bells?

69 posted on 04/01/2006 9:56:09 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: thoughtomator

So that explains it. LOL


70 posted on 04/01/2006 10:23:59 AM PST by fish hawk (TU)
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To: NaughtiusMaximus
Clem and Leroy and me was just sittin' around one day and Clem said 'Hey, I'll bet some old boys would pay us to whack off their stones.

STOP it, you're killing me here! ROFLMAO

71 posted on 04/01/2006 2:32:56 PM PST by lafroste (gravity is not a force. See my profile to read my novel absolutely free (I know, beyond shameless))
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To: RightOnline
"Thnk I'll replace mine with oranges. That way, if I ever get kicked, at least I'll have orange juice for my trouble."

Yeah, and getting kicked there wouldn't hurt much either. Imagine how shocked your assailant would be to have you dust yourself off and say, "All right, urine trouble now... want some orange juice?" (You wouldn't fight, of course, because, well, you're castrated...)
72 posted on 04/02/2006 7:31:27 AM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast (You're it)
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To: dighton
The ball is in your court.

LOL!

73 posted on 04/03/2006 12:25:34 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Comicalness Don't Win No Medals)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
CIRCUMSCISSORS


74 posted on 04/03/2006 12:31:19 PM PDT by P8riot
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To: P8riot

Ewwwww!


75 posted on 04/03/2006 2:18:23 PM PDT by Millicent_Hornswaggle (Retired US Marine wife)
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