[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

Bizarre thread of the day.

[thoughtomator]

Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators.

[tet68]

This is just plain nuts!

[AntiGuv]

An underground castration I can sort of understand, as disturbed as that may be, but what's the point of a "testicle replacement"??

[pax_et_bonum]

testicle replacements

In a neighbor's basement?

[cripplecreek]

I couldn't hack it.

[dighton]

The ball is in your court.

[Reaganesque]

They were bored, they had a sharp knife and some time to kill, so they figured...what the heck?!

[boomop1]

Did they replace them with marbles, or sponge Bob parts?

[John W]

Hey Haywood County-you trying to take away the wierd-stuff-like-this-capital title from my area?

[nuconvert]

I was hoping it was bizarro April Fools

[Pharmboy]

This has been a tough week for the Tarheel State (thinking of the doings at Duke).

[mtbopfuyn]

Nuttier than fruitcakes.

[RichInOC]

The castrations are weird enough. The testicle replacements are what make this whole episode kinky.

[Kozak]

EZ Off Castrator

[RightOnline]

Hmmmmmm......testicle replacement, eh.....


Thnk I'll replace mine with oranges. That way, if I ever get kicked, at least I'll have orange juice for my trouble.

[M. Dodge Thomas]

Legitimate medical procedure, in some cases. But..

"It is important to be realistic about your expectations of a testicular implant. There may be some scarring and it may not to be possible to exactly match the implant with your other testicle. Your consultant will discuss these aspects with you prior to your operation."

http://www.bupahospitals.co.uk/asp/cosmetic/men/body_reshaping/testicular_implants.asp

[TheSpottedOwl]

Bizarre isn't the word. Did anyone die?

[Sax]

This was to be the begining of the re-emergance of the castrati. They were planning to take the opera world by storm. "Some Baroque operas with parts for castrati are so complex and difficult that they cannot be performed today."

Of course they coulda been just some nard nixin' freaks too. "Bungie plums removal service, how can we help?"

[TSgt]

Reminds me of a scene from Pulp Fiction...

[TC Rider]

I left my heart in San Francisco, but I left my testicles in Charlotte.

What do you bet that there was a 'smug alert' in that neighborhood.