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1 posted on 04/01/2006 5:31:46 AM PST by Millicent_Hornswaggle
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators.


2 posted on 04/01/2006 5:33:15 AM PST by thoughtomator (Since all politicians understand is money, I donate ONLY to those who oppose illegal immigration)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

This is just plain nuts!


3 posted on 04/01/2006 5:33:16 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

An underground castration I can sort of understand, as disturbed as that may be, but what's the point of a "testicle replacement"??


4 posted on 04/01/2006 5:34:20 AM PST by AntiGuv ()
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
testicle replacements

In a neighbor's basement?

6 posted on 04/01/2006 5:36:14 AM PST by pax_et_bonum
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

I couldn't hack it.


7 posted on 04/01/2006 5:36:25 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Constitution Day

The ball is in your court.


8 posted on 04/01/2006 5:37:19 AM PST by dighton
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

They were bored, they had a sharp knife and some time to kill, so they figured...what the heck?!


10 posted on 04/01/2006 5:40:57 AM PST by Reaganesque
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Did they replace them with marbles, or sponge Bob parts?
12 posted on 04/01/2006 5:42:10 AM PST by boomop1 (there you go again)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Hey Haywood County-you trying to take away the wierd-stuff-like-this-capital title from my area?


15 posted on 04/01/2006 5:43:09 AM PST by John W
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

I was hoping it was bizarro April Fools


16 posted on 04/01/2006 5:44:29 AM PST by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

This has been a tough week for the Tarheel State (thinking of the doings at Duke).


18 posted on 04/01/2006 5:46:08 AM PST by Pharmboy (The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Nuttier than fruitcakes.


20 posted on 04/01/2006 5:47:22 AM PST by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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The castrations are weird enough. The testicle replacements are what make this whole episode kinky.
21 posted on 04/01/2006 5:47:38 AM PST by RichInOC ("My dog, Magic, was intrigued by them and tried to chew them and then tried to play with them.")
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle


EZ Off Castrator
22 posted on 04/01/2006 5:49:00 AM PST by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Hmmmmmm......testicle replacement, eh.....


Thnk I'll replace mine with oranges. That way, if I ever get kicked, at least I'll have orange juice for my trouble.


23 posted on 04/01/2006 5:49:39 AM PST by RightOnline
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Legitimate medical procedure, in some cases. But..

"It is important to be realistic about your expectations of a testicular implant. There may be some scarring and it may not to be possible to exactly match the implant with your other testicle. Your consultant will discuss these aspects with you prior to your operation."

http://www.bupahospitals.co.uk/asp/cosmetic/men/body_reshaping/testicular_implants.asp
25 posted on 04/01/2006 5:51:19 AM PST by M. Dodge Thomas (More of the same, only with more zeros at the end.)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Bizarre isn't the word. Did anyone die?


26 posted on 04/01/2006 5:52:30 AM PST by TheSpottedOwl ("Life is a box of chocolates. Eat them before they eat you ".---me.)
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This was to be the begining of the re-emergance of the castrati. They were planning to take the opera world by storm. "Some Baroque operas with parts for castrati are so complex and difficult that they cannot be performed today."

Of course they coulda been just some nard nixin' freaks too. "Bungie plums removal service, how can we help?"


27 posted on 04/01/2006 5:52:35 AM PST by Sax
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Reminds me of a scene from Pulp Fiction...


46 posted on 04/01/2006 6:17:08 AM PST by TSgt (Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

I left my heart in San Francisco, but I left my testicles in Charlotte.

What do you bet that there was a 'smug alert' in that neighborhood.


49 posted on 04/01/2006 6:21:51 AM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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