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1 posted on 04/01/2006 5:31:46 AM PST by Millicent_Hornswaggle
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"Clem and Leroy and me was just sittin' around one day and Clem said 'Hey, I'll bet some old boys would pay us to whack off their stones.' So one thing leads to another and before we'all know it . . . "

Just when you thought you seen it all. . .


50 posted on 04/01/2006 6:21:53 AM PST by NaughtiusMaximus (DO NOT read to the end of this tagline . . . Oh, $#@%^, there you went and did it.)
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No amateurs, please.
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53 posted on 04/01/2006 6:50:18 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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54 posted on 04/01/2006 7:04:50 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (I am the Israeli Lobby.)
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Niiiice Mullet:

In this undated photo provided by the Haywood County (N.C.) Sheriff's Office, Michael Mendez is shown. At least six men came to western North Carolina, some from as far away as South America, to have their genitals mutilated in what police described Friday, March 31, 2006, as a sadomasochistic "dungeon." Three men, including Mendez, have been charged with illegal castration in the case, Haywood County Sheriff Tom Alexander and District Attorney Michael Bonfoey said. The sheriff and prosecutor said the victims were willing participants in the procedures. (AP Photo/Haywood County Sheriff's Office via the Asheville Citizen Times)

55 posted on 04/01/2006 7:27:37 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Send the castrated balls to Bush so he will get tough on the illegal immigration problem, because he has lost his somewhere in tackling this issue.


56 posted on 04/01/2006 8:03:58 AM PST by hodaka
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Man, that really took balls.


58 posted on 04/01/2006 8:11:35 AM PST by NRA2BFree (IF THEY GIVE THE INVADERS AMNESTY, IT WILL START CIVIL WAR I)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle; thoughtomator; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

Say, Cletis!

Yah, Jimmie Ray?

Uh, let's have a party!

O-kaye.

Yup. Lets just invite only fellers, and, uh, lets git real drunk.

Uh-huh...

And, uh, lets tie each other up in the basement....

Uh-huh...

And lets chop each uthers nuts off!

O-Kaye! I'll git the rolo dex now! You fetch a fresh jug from the still.

Yee haw! A party!!

Uh, don't forget to call ol' Mr. Haney. He's a scoutmaster! Prolly knows lotsa sailor knots.


63 posted on 04/01/2006 9:04:20 AM PST by ovrtaxt (Join the FR folding team!! http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=teampage&teamnum=36120)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Well, dang it, anyone who chopped off one o' mah danglers had better replace it! Kids these days...
66 posted on 04/01/2006 9:48:01 AM PST by Billthedrill
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Part of Hillary's Health Care Reform?


67 posted on 04/01/2006 9:51:34 AM PST by P.O.E.
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It's a self-limiting phenomenon. It'll be pretty much over in one generation.
68 posted on 04/01/2006 9:54:13 AM PST by ArmstedFragg
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CIRCUMSCISSORS


74 posted on 04/03/2006 12:31:19 PM PDT by P8riot
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