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Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade
AP ^ | April 20, 2006 | The Associated Press

Posted on 04/20/2006 7:37:40 PM PDT by Westlander

SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador -- A Salvadoran woman is in some trouble after she allegedly tried to smuggle into the country's main prison a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina.

The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, but authorities have raised the security level at jails across the country, fearing inmates may be planning something.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bomb; cunningstunt; galore; grenade; hatewhenthathappens; manholecover; smuggle; vagina; ved
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Badda Bing
1 posted on 04/20/2006 7:37:41 PM PDT by Westlander
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To: Westlander

Midge? Is that you?


2 posted on 04/20/2006 7:38:39 PM PDT by AmishDude (AmishDude, servant of the dark lord Xenu.)
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To: Westlander

Bang bang Rosie?


3 posted on 04/20/2006 7:39:26 PM PDT by Right Wing Professor
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To: Westlander
Can we turn this into a doper thread?

I've been telling these guys that dopers can be really dangerous, yet they persist in their delusion that with no real government controls on the stuff, it'll be peaceful and bunny-rabbit like everywhere.

Right~! Woman was carrying a grenade and dope in her vagina!!!!

That's the kind of typical doper I have in mind on our doper threads.

4 posted on 04/20/2006 7:40:46 PM PDT by muawiyah (-)
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To: AmishDude

For those "not so fresh" days.


5 posted on 04/20/2006 7:41:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Westlander

"10 inches long and 4 inches wide"!



Mind boggleing!


6 posted on 04/20/2006 7:41:17 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET, IN MY SWAMP)
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To: Westlander

Ouch! That would make you walk funny.


7 posted on 04/20/2006 7:41:49 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Westlander

"Shall we frag now,
or should we frag later?"

8 posted on 04/20/2006 7:41:54 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside (Watcher of the Skies)
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To: Westlander

What's the matter, she didn't trust ol' Gary?


9 posted on 04/20/2006 7:42:44 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: Westlander

You can learn a lot from Lidia...
La la laaaaa
la la laaaaa


10 posted on 04/20/2006 7:43:57 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: Westlander
...this story all ready got pulled once (to bad I think it's interesting)...so ...3.2.1
11 posted on 04/20/2006 7:44:00 PM PDT by tophat9000 (If it was illegal French Canadian's would La RaBa back them? Racist back there race over country)
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To: Westlander

Can't wait to hear Jay Leno's comments on this.


12 posted on 04/20/2006 7:44:15 PM PDT by ansel12
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Badda Bing

You mean,
Badda BOOM Badda Bing

13 posted on 04/20/2006 7:44:28 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside (Watcher of the Skies)
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To: Westlander

Sometime all there is, "Just Damn". When you think you've heard it all.


14 posted on 04/20/2006 7:44:44 PM PDT by org.whodat (Never let the facts get in the way of a good assumption.)
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To: cripplecreek

If I was a prison doctor, I would be afraid to say the words, "Turn your head and cough."


15 posted on 04/20/2006 7:45:40 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside (Watcher of the Skies)
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To: Westlander
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Suspicions were raised.

16 posted on 04/20/2006 7:46:16 PM PDT by martin_fierro (I got squirrelly nieces & nephews)
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To: Allegra; TheMom; dasher; Xenalyte; Hot Soup

Ouch Ping


17 posted on 04/20/2006 7:46:43 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum
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To: Westlander; xsmommy
Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44

Maybe it was that silly grin on her face.

18 posted on 04/20/2006 7:47:41 PM PDT by martin_fierro (I got squirrelly nieces & nephews)
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To: martin_fierro

yoi!


19 posted on 04/20/2006 7:49:47 PM PDT by xsmommy
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