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It’s All About The Documents It’s All About The Documents
MONDAY MORNING MEMORANDUM | 5/8/06 | Ray Haynes

Posted on 05/08/2006 11:33:19 AM PDT by TheOracleAtLilac

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1 posted on 05/08/2006 11:33:20 AM PDT by TheOracleAtLilac
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To: TheOracleAtLilac

In North Carolina, I am an undocumented attorney.


2 posted on 05/08/2006 11:35:16 AM PDT by TommyDale (North Carolina looks forward to the disbarring of Mike Nifong.)
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To: TheOracleAtLilac

Ray Haynes is one of the most common-sense politicians we have in Sacramento. Too bad he is leaving.


3 posted on 05/08/2006 11:37:26 AM PDT by sheana
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To: TommyDale
In North Carolina, I'm still waiting for the Statute of Limitations to run out....

;^)

4 posted on 05/08/2006 11:39:35 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (© 2006, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: TheOracleAtLilac

Common sense...and clever.

My favorite: Car thieves are car thieves, not undocumented motor vehicle operators.


5 posted on 05/08/2006 11:42:44 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Never trust Democrats with national security.)
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To: TommyDale

I'm an undocumented brain surgeon.......


6 posted on 05/08/2006 11:44:59 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Immigration: Acting like dupes does not earn us their respect, but their CONTEMPT.))
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To: TheOracleAtLilac

I'm an undocumented gynecologist.


7 posted on 05/08/2006 11:45:28 AM PDT by L98Fiero (I'm worth a million in prizes.)
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To: L98Fiero

Muggers aren't criminals. They are just undocumented tax collectors.


8 posted on 05/08/2006 11:53:48 AM PDT by noobiangod
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To: L98Fiero

Just a matter of time before someone used that one!


9 posted on 05/08/2006 11:54:26 AM PDT by calex59 (No country can survive multiculturalism. Dual cultures don't mix, history has taught us that!)
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Ok everybody. It's time to come out of the shadows. What is your "undocumented" crime?


10 posted on 05/08/2006 11:56:49 AM PDT by SealSeven (Moving at the speed of dark.... Even "nothing" takes up space.)
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To: SealSeven

I have been documented from cradle on.....no way I can escape the govt thru "undocumentation". ;(


11 posted on 05/08/2006 12:10:47 PM PDT by sheana
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To: calex59

"Just a matter of time before someone used that one!"

My crassness knows no bounds. :)


12 posted on 05/08/2006 12:28:46 PM PDT by L98Fiero (I'm worth a million in prizes.)
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To: SealSeven
...Ok everybody. It's time to come out of the shadows...

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

13 posted on 05/08/2006 12:32:26 PM PDT by FReepaholic (I was FReepin' when FReepin' wasn't cool.)
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To: FReepaholic

We suffer the same affliction.


14 posted on 05/08/2006 1:27:27 PM PDT by SealSeven (Moving at the speed of dark.... Even "nothing" takes up space.)
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To: sheana

Surely you have broken some law that you were not documented to commit. Come on, dig deep. It's ok.


15 posted on 05/08/2006 1:29:31 PM PDT by SealSeven (Moving at the speed of dark.... Even "nothing" takes up space.)
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To: SealSeven

Surely you have broken some law that you were not documented to commit.

**
Okay, I confess that, when I was young and foolish, I was an undocumented drinker a few times.


16 posted on 05/08/2006 1:44:18 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Never trust Democrats with national security.)
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To: nutmeg

Care to join in here?


Surely you have broken some law that you were not documented to commit.

**
Okay, I confess that, when I was young and foolish, I was an undocumented drinker a few times.


17 posted on 05/08/2006 1:45:32 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Never trust Democrats with national security.)
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To: SealSeven

I know a woman who is shacking up with her undocumented husband.


18 posted on 05/08/2006 1:47:01 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Never trust Democrats with national security.)
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To: SealSeven

If I use the old five-finger discount at the local department store would I be an undocumented shopper?


19 posted on 05/08/2006 1:48:16 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Never trust Democrats with national security.)
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To: calex59; L98Fiero
Just a matter of time before someone used that one!

Yup, and I'd have gave a nickel on a hundred dollar bill that it would have been L98Fiero that would have done it! LOL

20 posted on 05/08/2006 1:58:13 PM PDT by houeto (G.W. Bush's legacy: The largest Spanish speaking country in the world!)
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