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Some homosexuals have chosen to help lesbian friends and acquaintances

Do they donate the old-fashioned way? If so, that would be extremely ironic.

[Gordongekko909]

Naah, I think they use a more... indirect method. I mean, gay men aren't attracted to women to begin with, and lesbians aren't attracted to men to begin with, and have you ever seen some of these lesbians? They couldn't find a straight guy to get the job done.