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To: UKrepublican
Due to poor skippering by a captain of Her Majesty's fleet, our small flotilla made an inadvertent course correction that actually minimally entered Iran waters.

The queen apologizes for this to the people of Iran.
4 posted on 03/28/2007 4:26:26 PM PDT by edcoil (Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
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To: edcoil

That's what will happen. You must have ESP...


9 posted on 03/28/2007 4:27:49 PM PDT by livius
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To: edcoil

I agree with your post

("Due to poor skippering by a captain of Her Majesty's fleet, our small flotilla made an inadvertent course correction that actually minimally entered Iran waters.")

except 1 or 2 items you forgot.

The 1 or 2 nukes that hit iran after the sailors come home.


50 posted on 03/28/2007 4:45:17 PM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (Time to eradicated islambs and mooselimbs! GO PTSC)
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To: edcoil
Picture shows GPS location of the incident, as seen from a Royal Navy helicopter over the merchant vessel


63 posted on 03/28/2007 4:52:00 PM PDT by listenhillary
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To: edcoil
"Due to poor skippering by a captain of Her Majesty's fleet, our small flotilla made an inadvertent course correction that actually minimally entered Iran waters. "

There , fixed it.

Due to superior skippering by a captain of Her Majesty's fleet, our small flotilla made an unexpected course correction that actually confused the Iranian forces and they believed , in error, that we entered Iran waters and they are fortunate that the captain chose to show restraint.

73 posted on 03/28/2007 4:57:45 PM PDT by blam
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To: edcoil

The Iranian people wouldn't want apologies. They know that Her Majesty's fleet is run by skilled people. They would be the ones to make apologies for allowing the clerics and their puppet to get into power.

No apologies only bombs!


87 posted on 03/28/2007 5:02:27 PM PDT by oneamericanvoice (Support the Troops=Support for Freedom and Hope!)
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To: edcoil

Don't bet on it.


94 posted on 03/28/2007 5:04:37 PM PDT by popdonnelly (Our first responsibility is to keep the power of the Presidency out of the hands of the Clintons.)
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To: edcoil

"Due to poor skippering by a captain of Her Majesty's fleet, our small flotilla made an inadvertent course correction that actually minimally entered Iran waters."

Then fire the captain.

I see your scenario playing out with an accelerated removal of troops from Iraq.


246 posted on 03/29/2007 6:42:27 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The Clintons: A Malignant Malfeasance of the Most Morbid)
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To: edcoil
"Iran's foreign minister says Britain must admit that its 15 sailors and marines entered Iranian waters for the standoff to be resolved."
The real question is what is the meaning of "Iranian waters". Water as a noun fuctions both in the singular and the plural, so what is meant by waters...etc.
Does the word Iranian mean just any Iranian or does it apply to a specific Iranian..........
Clintonspeak
310 posted on 03/29/2007 1:03:51 PM PDT by Stayfree (FLUSH HILLARY CALENDARS ARE THE BEST WAY TO RID US OF THE CLINTONS!!!)
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To: edcoil
Due to poor skippering by a captain of Her Majesty's fleet, our small flotilla made an inadvertent course correction that actually minimally entered Iran waters.

The queen apologizes for this to the people of Iran.

Issue above apology.
Recover personnel.
Convert Ahmadinijad into a small, wafting whisp of carbonized atmosphere.
Issue following apology:

Due to a navigational error by an unmanned electronic guidance system on board one of Her Majesty's millitary munitions delivery vehicles, that missile made an inadvertent course correction that diverted it into Iranian airspace. Failsafe systems were engaged, but action could not be taken in time to prevent impact and the resulting detonation of the transported munitions.

The queen apologizes for this to the people of Iran.

332 posted on 03/30/2007 1:54:02 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Total domination over all kingdoms under heaven will be given to the saints of YHVH. -- Daniel 7:27)
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