Funny Money [more clinton-machine fuzzy math]

townhall.com ^ | 4.03.07 | Mike Gallagher

[Mia T]

Funny Money
[more clinton-machine fuzzy math]

By Mike Gallagher

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

A funny thing happened on the way to Hillary Clinton's announcement that she's raised a record-setting $26 million dollars this quarter.

It's one of those funny things that most Americans probably won't notice. But once in awhile, those pesky reporters serve a purpose. Sen. Clinton's refusal to come clean about what part of that $26 million is for the primary and what part is for the general election can give us a strong glimpse into the secretive, ambitious, scheming ways of the woman who wants to return to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Allow me to explain.

The Clinton campaign announced that 50,000 donors contributed the $26 mil. Trouble is, since they won't reveal how much is for the primary and how much is for the general election (something the John Edwards campaign did disclose), there's no way of knowing how much of that money she can actually get her hands on. Because under campaign fundraising laws, she cannot touch any money donated for the general election unless she wins the primary. If she loses the primary, all the general election contributions must be returned.

For all we know, Team Clinton has collected $1 million dollars for the primary and $25 million for the general, making her "record-setting" fundraising quarter a laugher.

Few, if any, political observers believe that the Clintonistas don't actually know what the breakdown is.

So what we're probably left with is one, big, fat headline that is utterly meaningless: "Hillary Raises Record $26 Million." Which is precisely what she wants.

Politically speaking, Hillary Clinton is all about style over substance. Forget the truth, she and her husband worship at the altar of focus groups, polling, surveys and looking good in front of the masses.

It seems pretty obvious that the only reason that the Clinton campaign is refusing to reveal the financial breakdown is because the truth about how much she can actually spend is a lot less splashy a story than the oft-repeated $26 million dollars.

This deception is significant because it should help voters understand how she operates. She's counting on most Americans not paying attention to the news media's questions about the difference between the primary and general election fundraising.

Hillary Clinton will do &endash; or say &endash; anything to get elected. As a U.S. Senator, she won over many rural upstate New Yorkers with loved ones serving in the military by pretending to be in favor of the war in Iraq. Once her presidential aspirations became public, she suddenly turned away from the war and joined the chorus of fellow liberal Democrats by demanding a withdrawal from Iraq.

Dick Morris once told me that the Clintons are almost like political robots. They breathe, eat, sleep, and live their lives with a singular purpose: get elected to the next office they're running for. As a team, they've done it for decades.

While it's disturbing that Hillary Clinton won't come clean about the financial breakdown of the $26 million dollars she's raised, it's not surprising. She would never let truth get in the way of a good headline.

This is who she is.

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more clinton-machine fuzzy math:

A HILLARY 'LANDSLIDE'???
NOT SO FAST, MISSUS CLINTON....

 

 

by Mia T, 11.12.06

I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy^___"Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide."

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

 

Nixon had three goals: to win by the biggest electoral landslide in history; to be remembered as a peacemaker; and to be accepted by the "Establishment" as an equal. He achieved all these objectives at the end of 1972 and the beginning of 1973. And he lost them all two months later^___partly because he turned a dream into an obsession.

Henry Kissinger

issus clinton ran for reelection against an unfunded* third-stringer with zero name recognition; that is to say, she ran virtually unopposed.

Such conditions, irrespective of vote tally, can never a 'landslide' make.
(ASIDE: That missus clinton has never been tested should concern all Democrats.) ¹

Nonetheless, missus clinton dumped 30-million-dollars' worth of false advertising ² into the race: Standard-issue clinton sleight-of-hand intended to transmute:

• hillary-dross ³ into gold (or at least into more 'plans' ¹¹),
  
  

• real-time hillary-hiding into virtual hillary-ubiquity, ⁴
  
  

• hillary-abhorrence ⁵ into a measurable-if-hold-your-nose-variety hillary-nod.

 

The purpose of the 30-million-dollar demagogic infusion was to create the illusion of a landslide in New York in '06, which would, (so the wishful thinking goes), create the illusion of national electability in '08, an absolute prerequisite to nomination for someone with a Q Score as wanting as missus clinton's. ⁶

 

FUZZY MATH AT THE NEW YORK TIMES

The official New York State Board of Elections tally will not be available until mid-December, a sufficient time lag for Pinch and Company ⁷ to exaggerate the significance of the hillary vote and for the mischaracterization to become firmly fixed in our collective 'history.' Truth and America matter not at all to The New York Times. Agenda is everything. ⁸ The Times' clinton endorsements redux. ⁹

Senator Clinton led her opponent, John Spencer, by 67 to 31 percent....
She also won two-thirds of the male voters and three-quarters of female voters.

Patrick Healy
The New York Times
November 8, 2006

If missus clinton won two-thirds of the total vote and two-thirds of the male vote, she could not have won three-quarters of female vote unless the total female vote was at or about zero. Similarly, if she won two-thirds of the total vote and three-quarters of female vote, she could not have won two-thirds of the male vote.

SPITZER'S ZIPPER

For her entire adult (such as it is) life, zipper-hoisting has been missus clinton's principal means of upward mobility. ¹⁰ This election was no different.

Zipper-hoisting has, in the past, proven to be a sticky wicket for missus clinton, owing not to antithetical feminist ideology, as one would expect -- feminists willingly sacrificed feminism on the altar of clintonism -- but to zipper choice, her rather injudicious attachment early on to a certain zipper habitually on the downslide.

This time she picked zippers a bit better, glomming onto Eliot's.

Contrary to 'conventional wisdom,' the coattails (if you'll pardon the mixed metaphor) were Eliot's, not hers. The three percent who voted for Spitzer who could not overcome their revulsion to pull the lever for hillary tell it all.

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* Spencer is, far and away, the landslide winner if the results are weighted for the cost per vote.



COPYRIGHT MIA T 2006

COPYRIGHT MIA T 2006

[bmwcyle]

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[Mia T]

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[Mia T]

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[Mia T]

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[ErnBatavia]

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[Mia T]

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[jla]

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[Mia T]

Thank you, jla. :)

I’m sure you, (unlike Gore), didn’t have any trouble figuring out who’s who in TJ’s DR. (Or is it the entry hall?)

[MHGinTN]

How many millions is the Rodham-rodent carrying leftover from the senatorial election over to the run for party nomination?

[Mia T]

I think it’s $10 million.

[Mia T]

NOTE: Barack Obama has likely hammered hillary clinton in the money race DESPITE THIS:

THE CLINTON MACHINE IS 'TRYING TO STRANGLE THE OBAMA CANDIDACY IN ITS CRADLE'
AN OPEN LETTER TO HOLLYWOOD

We have argued elsewhere that the only way missus clinton can win elections is to run virtually unopposed, and then only if she remains immobil, hidden, mute, a prisoner of her own ineptitude, repulsiveness and criminality.

But of the three, it is missus clinton's repulsiveness--her ugliness--that will do her in.

The voters routinely ignore ineptitude, forgive criminality, but they never abide ugliness. Never.

READ MORE:
HILLARY!
Can a chintzed-and-powdered villain win the White House?
LEADING INDICATORS SAY 'NO'
MISSUS CLINTON'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE PROBLEM - PART FIVE
CLINTON-GEFFEN IMBROGLIO-PART SIX
by Mia T, 3.01.07

 

[MHGinTN]

Does she have to designate which campaign that will be used in ... and is it in addition to the 26 raised this quarter?

[Mia T]

It’s in addition to the 26, and she doesn’t have to specify.

But as the article points out, the 26 is likely nowhere near 26, (assuming an adherence to the rule of law, which is a big assumption when it comes to the clintons).

[Miss Didi]

Bump this baby.

Soooo...things are not so hunky-dory in Bubbaland.

[Mia T]

Thanx Miss D.

Was it ever, I wonder....

[gonzo]

Thanks, babe ................... FRegards

[Mia T]

you’re welcome, gonzo. :)

[PGalt]

(ASIDE: That missus clinton has never been tested should concern all Democrats.)

The POWER of propaganda, the elite protecting/enabling the elite.

Thanks for your work, Mia T.